Camilla used to time me to see how long it would take me to run out of things to talk about. My records are impressive.

[New date activities: buying a stopwatch. He gives Viktor's fingers a gentle squeeze, considering the technical lack of innuendo. Well! Hmm! He would like to go to bed with Viktor with or without the innuendo, as it turns out, so it's easy:]

I would. Let me get my glasses first, before I lose them for days. Then we can move to bed.