That would be a nightmare; imagine being fifty one day and thirteen the next. My only comfort would be not needing an entirely new wardrobe. [he has been tall... since forever. one pro.] Are you going to measure how tall they are in the lab?

[That would be... cute, frankly. He looks up from drawing to twirl his pen around his fingers, considering.]

If I manifest my Sleeper form, non-squid variant, as a person who does age, does that matter? There are too many unknowns to consider, particularly given the way some people here wouldn't age in general, squid or otherwise.

[Ah, but he's in the nerd shit again, so moving on: birthdays. Hmm, subtle.]

I have no idea about my birthday, but each of us has a patron Pthumerian with a month of their own, which is close enough. Don't you think? I did some reading; mine is an eyeball with limbs.