I'll never understand your disdain for the bunsen burner. [typical tut.] But yes, we'll keep that to the kitchen. Chizuru left us some rice, maybe that's a lesson to be had. [a good staple food. easy stuff.

probably. but alas, pal's reign of terror against him personally is not over, and viktor runs a hand down his own face. when he leans in to kiss him it's unclear if this is a reward or a distraction. maybe both. definitely a little of both.]

Noble of you, but given we both live here I am technically a host as well, at least in some sense. That said- [he reaches over to gently tap pal's glasses a touch straighter and offers,] A large part of this is to show you fireworks. I want to be completely coherent for when that happens. So, only a little tequila.