[Gosh Viktor don't say ass board in public, they have an image to maintain?? Don't say it specifically because it makes Palamedes snort, which he must hastily hide behind his piece of bread so that he still seems fancy and refined.]
Careful; I'll start writing menus for your cooking, as practice.
[Will he make spicy stew sound weirdly horny? Just watch him. He's in the midst of deciding how much fancy butter he wants to slather onto this fancy bread when the waiter returns, and he's completely content to let Viktor handle this whole thing, so-]
Ah— that's enough. For now.
[He has to wait until the waiter has turned their back before he gives Viktor a strained look, like, what am I saying?? There should have been a guide.]
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Careful; I'll start writing menus for your cooking, as practice.
[Will he make spicy stew sound weirdly horny? Just watch him. He's in the midst of deciding how much fancy butter he wants to slather onto this fancy bread when the waiter returns, and he's completely content to let Viktor handle this whole thing, so-]
Ah— that's enough. For now.
[He has to wait until the waiter has turned their back before he gives Viktor a strained look, like, what am I saying?? There should have been a guide.]