Hmm, one might argue that would make it better, but I imagine you wouldn't want to advertise your artistic ability alongside your products. [No one seeing a taser with a silly face on it out in the world will immediately think, hey, I would like one of those! Sad but true.

He gets another kiss for the scrunched-up face, just because it's cute. Chickens, though! Indeed.]

An actual chicken; I've met his omen, it's a different bird. I'd admire his confidence in bringing a chicken along, but— I can't.