Given how hard I occasionally work to make you thoroughly disheveled I think I can safely say it is a look that works for you. [said innocently, which is obvious bullshit. it does open up the world of dressing pal up just to dishevel him, which is a thought he's going to put in the 'to do' list he seems to be ever compiling.]
I don't know how I ended up being the cook here. Frankly it's a pathetic state of affairs. [jayce would probably find this all hilarious, given viktor's typical attitude with food was 'get something easy to finish quickly so he can get back to work, thanks.' now look at him. he might invest in cookbooks.]
Honestly? I haven't a clue. Apparently they have rankings of who is the best at it? And terrible names, the one who can manipulate fabric is called 'Blue Jeanist.' It was difficult to keep a straight face hearing that one.
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I don't know how I ended up being the cook here. Frankly it's a pathetic state of affairs. [jayce would probably find this all hilarious, given viktor's typical attitude with food was 'get something easy to finish quickly so he can get back to work, thanks.' now look at him. he might invest in cookbooks.]
Honestly? I haven't a clue. Apparently they have rankings of who is the best at it? And terrible names, the one who can manipulate fabric is called 'Blue Jeanist.' It was difficult to keep a straight face hearing that one.