[Throw him in the sea? No.. no, that probably won't help.
Would it?
No, no probably not. Would it make him turn into a squid and heal??
IS THAT EVEN HOW IT WORKS!?
He's probably not even strong enough to lift Shiro up.
Call for help? But who, Ryan? There's no 911 here!
Whiiiinnneeeeeeeee fuck okay- okay, okay.. if.. maybe if he can like. Get Shiro on the bike? Yeah. That's good- no! If someone has a head injury you aren't supposed to touch them! Or is that necks? HE CAN'T REMEMBER!]
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Would it?
No, no probably not. Would it make him turn into a squid and heal??
IS THAT EVEN HOW IT WORKS!?
He's probably not even strong enough to lift Shiro up.
Call for help? But who, Ryan? There's no 911 here!
Whiiiinnneeeeeeeee fuck okay- okay, okay.. if.. maybe if he can like. Get Shiro on the bike? Yeah. That's good- no! If someone has a head injury you aren't supposed to touch them! Or is that necks? HE CAN'T REMEMBER!]