Muffins essentially are cake... just without frosting. Don't let anyone claim otherwise.

[L certainly doesn't. He has no shame about the sweetness of his diet, makes no excuses for the nutrient value or lack thereof that he ingests. He's just very devoted to the truth, for such a seasoned liar, and won't insult anyone present (or cake) by pretending something false is not.]

I've never made anything of the sort in my life. Bread takes patience... I'm sure I'd resign myself to that and then promptly forget all about it while it was rising. Are you like that too, or would you be impatient and try to bake it before it was ready?