[they'll need to learn to survive without indulging in relentless curiosity this one time. it's a big ask but maybe they can make it through with support and perseverance.]

You, nosy? This is shocking to me. I am glad the Trench dipped you in eyes to make sure I was aware. [dry. still he's smiling a touch at how the eye flutters, though pal's words make him glance back to his actual, original eyes.

he has the decency to do a quick scan of the area before saying simply (and somewhat quietly, to be safe,)] When the party is over I will show you how much I like them, hm? [monsterfucker. but really nope, not letting pal think for a second the eyes are gross in a real way. not to him, at least.]