Eye puns are going to increase dramatically now, aren't they? [viktor sighs, the tone of a defeated man. he should have known, that's the real trial here. the body horror is just a vehicle for it.

extremely subtle. viktor smiles and resist the urge to just pull him in for a proper kiss, teenagers and guests be damned. he manages to keep it to smiling fondly at him, a look that's probably just as nauseating in terms of pda. terrible.]

Oh, I think I can handle a thorough preliminary count for you. Assuming you aren't tired out by rigorous party hosting by the time everyone's left. [and he pulls a sparkler out to hold out to pal, lips quirked.] Occupy yourself with this before we embarrass ourselves.