[Far be it from Palamedes to dissuade equality, gosh. He scoffs, swiping the lighter and withdrawing that one lone sparkler from his myriad pockets, first. Now, don't give him ideas...]
Well, evidently I didn't understand they weren't intended to be thrown until ten minutes ago; forgive my lack of creativity. D'you want me to try?
[If Viktor would really like to see some cherry bombs float gently into the air, he will bite his own thumb open in a heartbeat, so like, really do not encourage him. That one's a lot grosser than going wild on a scalpel to make his wards.
The sparkler, though; he lights it and holds it out in front of them, slightly overhead, so that he can admire it for a second and then admire Viktor, in the flickering fizzy light. Hey.]
As always, a marvel. [the fireworks or the man?? either. both.] I'd wager you've made yourself relentlessly popular in this crowd now, thanks to these.
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Well, evidently I didn't understand they weren't intended to be thrown until ten minutes ago; forgive my lack of creativity. D'you want me to try?
[If Viktor would really like to see some cherry bombs float gently into the air, he will bite his own thumb open in a heartbeat, so like, really do not encourage him. That one's a lot grosser than going wild on a scalpel to make his wards.
The sparkler, though; he lights it and holds it out in front of them, slightly overhead, so that he can admire it for a second and then admire Viktor, in the flickering fizzy light. Hey.]
As always, a marvel. [the fireworks or the man?? either. both.] I'd wager you've made yourself relentlessly popular in this crowd now, thanks to these.