[sorry teenagers and guests, this was bound to happen eventually. it could be way worse, like if you're close enough to hear them talking about all things globular.

ok, he's finally given in to a laugh he has to choke back, swallowing down because the bit just gets worse and worse the longer it goes on. globular quotient. he hates that he's actually thinking of if the volume formula for a sphere would fulfill their purpose well enough.]

I take it back, I refuse to share this formula because then someone is going to use it unironically and my heart cannot take it. That is something I cannot be a part of putting into the world.

[or finding out pal's globular volume.] Your sense of humor is abysmal, by the way. [said with too much fondness to be true. also he just laughed so.]