Or you are teaching people to be mathematical with their flirting, which I am fairly certain is a crime to some.

[to be fair half the people here are part creature one way or another. one guy is a whole eagle. they could have night vision and perceive their pda crimes. but no, viktor is used to being private about all things personal so really, this is a big step for him. caught making out is whatever but being this sweet? the scandal.

still,] I admit your delinquent attitude in this regard is attractive, but I will not be swayed. [he can and likely will be, actually. especially when pal just offers that last sincerity and viktor needs to sigh and thump his head against pal's shoulder in defeat.]

I am not sure what I did to deserve you, but I am glad for it.