[...................married? well, she is too, and she doesn't like to let that stop her....she laughs at his eager face. she's seen it before on her siblings.]

Oh, I've been trying to learn pies. You're welcome to stop by and eat them whenever you like, but I can't promise they'll be any good.

[will she ever learn the trick to avoiding a soggy bottom.....]

My cakes are a much safer bet.