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Dabi (荼毘) ([personal profile] burnitblack) wrote in [community profile] deercountry2022-05-23 07:38 pm

[Open] 🚬 June Flames

Who: Dabi & others
What: June Catch-All
When: Various
Where: June

Content Warnings: Potential mentions of domestic/child abuse, potential mentions of murder, violence, adult language or subjects

Notes: General and specific starters will be below. More to come, including event prompts. Contact under cut.

If you want to hit me up for ideas on prompts or plots, feel free to comment on Dabi's CR plotting post or his Event plotting post (tbd), hit me up on my contacts – Plurk ([plurk.com profile] StarSeed69) / Discord (StarSeed#3572) – shoot me a PM, or drop an ooc comment down below, and we’ll hash it out. I'm down to write a unique starter for our threads if you prefer.

NOTE: I'll be with limited computer access the first week of June, and will get event prompts up when I return.
dirtdevil: (a horse with no legs)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-06-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah.

he frowns, almost sheepish, gaze suddenly flicking off to the side like he's just run into an unfortunate truth and he'd rather not look at it.

in other words: bingo. ]


I prefer to think of it as having high standards.
dirtdevil: (being overly dramatic on facebook)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-06-30 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ he eyes it, but makes no move to take it. even if all this stuff was acquired in a less-than-legitimate fashion (and he's assuming that it was), he's going to play it fair. ]

I don't. That's half the reason I'm here. I've only been in this place for about a month, so I don't have the best idea of what people tend to value the most here.

[ he shrugs. it's all pretty casual, like having nothing isn't a new thing for him. ]

Figured I'd just ask what something like this would be worth.
dirtdevil: (being fat and stupid)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-07-11 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, as much as he likes the idea of having that kind of decontaminating power at his fingertips, he's not big on owing people favors. and while he's not a fantastic judge of character by any means, he's kinda getting the feeling that maybe this guy is not the most wholesome of random shit resellers.

maybe because he's not exactly a model citizen himself?

in any case, he considers Dabi's words, and initially he's stumped. how the hell would he get a hold of someone else's hellscape starter kit, short of straight up stealing it? he doesn't have it in him to do that no matter how badly he wants those goddamn wipes. and it's not like he can just give away his own necessities, like the canteen or the one lunar orb he has, or the bag, or—

wait. wait. he's got an idea. ]


You gonna be here tomorrow?
dirtdevil: (a subscription to Men's Fitness)

1/2

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-07-21 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ he nods once, all business now. ]

Good. Then I'll be back.

[ and then he promptly turns and strides purposefully out of the building.

...for now. ]

dirtdevil: (an ill-tempered sea bass)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-07-21 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ sure enough, the following evening at roughly the same time, the same germophobic weirdo shows up—and this time, he's not empty-handed.

he has his bag with him: the same one that somehow magically washes up on the beach for every Sleeper who does the same. he's terrible at small talk (and Dabi doesn't seem like the type who's much into it, either), so he just skips all that shit and reaches into his bag.

his offering? the indestructible newbie robe, neatly folded and immaculately clean. ]


This good enough?

[ hmm. so either he's an idiot for trading something legitimately valuable for fucking disinfecting wipes, or there's some reason he won't be using the robes anyway.

or maybe it's a little bit of both? ]
Edited 2022-07-21 07:25 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (editing wikipedia to win an argument)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-07-27 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ god damn it.

he was prepared for this, because the man's right: this looks like an extremely stupid trade, one that benefits Dabi a hell of a lot more than him. he thought maybe there would be no questions asked for the same reason—why not just take advantage of said stupidity and run with it?

whatever, though. it's fine. he sighs inwardly before admitting the truth. ]


It doesn't fit. I'm sure having something made of indestructible fabric is great when it does fit, but when it's not even close to the right size, you're shit out of luck. You can't exactly cut it up and resize it. It's indestructible.

[ he's not just gonna come out and say it, but even with the robe still folded up it's probably pretty easy to figure out: it's way, way too big for him, to the point where it would be more of an encumbrance than anything else.

it's very tragic. ]


To be honest, I think this bag was probably meant for someone else.

[ perhaps someone who isn't five foot three on a good day. ]
Edited 2022-07-27 04:54 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (people still on myspace)

omg he would NEVER

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-08-20 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I guess I just have shit luck.

[ for a second he just eyes the canister, kind of like he thinks it might not be real. but when he finally reaches out to pick it up, he can confirm that it's definitely real—and definitely not just an empty container, either.

not that he really suspected it might be, of course. no trust issues here. nnnope. ]


Oh, I won't be wasting any of them. I'm not looking for an excuse to be lazy.
dirtdevil: (lumberjack fantasies)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-09-06 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you'd be surprised. This kind of thing would be perfect for a lazy person to use instead of actually getting shit clean.

[ "a lazy person" in this context most likely means "a person with normal standards who doesn't spend a large chunk of their life cleaning their already very clean home." you know, just for the record. ]

As a finishing touch, though, or maybe in a pinch, it'll be ideal.

[ cool, great, whatever you say, weirdo. he pulls his bag back open and places the canister safely inside. not that he's going to take it with him everywhere or anything.

that would be ridiculous. ]


If you ever happen to get more of these somehow, I'm Levi.

[ as in, on the magic rock. he's still kind of figuring out the omni, but he'll always find a way to make himself available for cleaning shit. ]