September & October Catch-All

[spiritwalks]

Who: Vyng spiritwalks and YOU
What: Catch-All for September + October. See comments for prompts!
When: Various
Where: Various

Note: Style veers wildly between prose and brackets. Just choose whatever style feels good when responding, and I'll match it ♥

Content Warnings: Listed in subject lines when applicable

Comments

[spiritwalks]

[Helpfully:]

Jesus fucking Space-Christ.

[shiro2hero]

N... No. No, we have... the curse...

You do know that's what it is. Right? It's a swear.

[spiritwalks]

Uh, yeah. We Cheese-is-fucking-Christ know that.

But who the hell are they?

[arclightning]

People keep mentioning it. Or saying it. We were curious. Our worlds don't have anything like it.

[shiro2hero]

Guys, it's just. A curse.

A fancy set of swear words. Using a religious figure.

[spiritwalks]

[Okay, he'll bite. Vyng doesn't mind sounding stupid.]

A religious figure?

[shiro2hero]

... Yeah. That's. The first bit.

Why are you asking me?

[arclightning]

[ A small cough. Mako's cheeks are flaring blue, and he shoots Vyng a sort of obscure, should-we-be-doing this sort of look. ]

...you seemed like you would know.

[shiro2hero]

I... know it's a curse.

That's. All I have for you guys.

[spiritwalks]

[If he notices Mako's discomfort, he doesn't call attention to it. It's just a curse, and they're all adults here. Right? Kind of?]

So which one's religious? Jesus or Christ?

[shiro2hero]

[Shiro's voice is abruptly muffled. As someone has let his head drop onto some surface.]

... both. It's one person.

[arclightning]

It's an Earth thing, right? Jesus Christ is, I mean. That's why everyone from Earth uses it.

[shiro2hero]

That's... really complicated.

It is from Earth. But only some people use it.

[spiritwalks]

So it's another way of saying "go fuck yourself".

[shiro2hero]

Not... really?

More like just... an explicative.