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palamedes THEE sextus ([personal profile] megatheorem) wrote in [community profile] deercountry2022-08-02 10:40 pm

closed.

Who: Palamedes and Pals
What: catchall
When: August
Where: various

Content Warnings: tba

here goes
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-08-17 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Evidently, assisting in such activities is of great benefit to my ‘gains’.

[ Ortus does not air quote. One as skilled as he is in the art of articulation need not do so in order to convey a delicate apprehension of the concept. He does wave his hand lightly, with a tinge of embarrassment, at the distinction between assigned and claimed. ]

I believe that perhaps a responsibility may be what you make of it.

[ But still. When he considers it, he has both: his duty to Harrowhark, assigned to him at her birth, and his duty to Gideon, claimed by him here, in the wake of all that had happened to her. He has found strength in both of them beyond what he could have once imagined.

Viktor is, as ever, a diverting and pleasant topic. Ortus smiles at the public water filtration, thinking of a gangly boy and his little boat, his immediate desire to be of help to another lonely creature. Crotchety, indeed. ]


I am not surprised. He is over modest, I think.

And did you know there is a ballad about the weekend? It is what everyone is working for, according to the singer. It is a time of romance, and also dancing. I am relieved to hear it may be used for other activities.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-08-20 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ortus sighs. It is the closest to a return to form he's come for the course of the conversation, a long-suffering release of held back feeling poured out as artistically as a Third House tea ceremony. He has been welcomed to this dojo. That does not mean he has not also developed opinions. ]

The concept seems related to the development of musculature and physical skill. According to the Sensei Lawrence and Gideon, however, it also entails what I can only assume are ritualistic invocations of a sort of primitive attraction based superstition.

[ He picks up another skull apple and takes a more assertive bite, distracted by a montage of haunting images and refrains as he looks into the middle distance. ]

When I asked if these rituals had ever proven efficacious, I was assured that it had, and yet despite both the Sensei and Gideon engaging in 'curls for the girls' on a near daily basis, I have not noticed an increase in the number of girls in the vicinity, although Gideon assures me that I have only just missed them on multiple occasions.

To abbreviate several discussions - apparently it is the 'cooler' way to describe my attempt to become more proficient in the martial aspect of my duties, and I am grateful that the other promised benefits do not show signs of manifesting in reality.

[ He cares deeply for Gideon, but if he had to fill out a secret ballot specifying whether or not he believed her claims of being 'neck deep in babes', he would regretfully have to mark an X in the tally box next to doubt. ]

As a related matter - do not allow them to offer you food in return, Palamedes. Their ideas of what is a wholesome diet supportive of a healthy body are, frankly, disturbing.

[ 'Palamedes', not 'Warden', a bridge crossed without him quite realizing. ]