Welcome to the Satellite of Love!

[thisislife]

Who: Lexi Howard and customers
What: Grand Opening!
When: late September
Where: Satellite of Love Used Books and Comics

Prompts to follow in comments!

Comments

[thisislife]

No, not at all! I like documentaries, too, especially ones about cold case murders being solved.

Which kinds do you like best?

[icanhearscreams]

Undersea ones.

[He taps the books he's grabbed.]

Or other nature ones. Not... ones with people in them. And not ones that focus on pollution or things like that. I know all too well how bad things are getting. I'd rather just look at fish, not oil.

[thisislife]

That makes sense, especially since you wanted to be a marine biologist. Focusing on the bad has its place, but definitely not in documentaries where we're supposed to be enjoying what's undersea.

[icanhearscreams]

Yeah. There's one I used to watch over and over... I wonder if I can find it on the omni. It was about deep-sea fish...

'Wonders of the Deep Ocean'. That was it.

[thisislife]

I'm pretty sure you should be able to find it on the omni? If it has every hilariously terrible movie in the history of humankind, it should have better things to watch, too.

[icanhearscreams]

I'll have to take a look. It's got to have more than just trashy movies...

[thisislife]

I sure hope so! No one can live on "The Room" alone.

[icanhearscreams]

What's... what's 'The Room'?

[He doesn't really... know American movies.]

[thisislife]

It's the worst movie of all time. Bar none. You almost have to see it, to see everything going completely wrong on every conceivable level.

[icanhearscreams]

Maybe I'll look into it. What genre is it?

[Jun, no.]

[thisislife]

It's...hard to describe, it's so terrible. But it was written, produced, directed, and starring this guy with a weird accent and no talent at any of the things he tried to do.

Everyone can't act, there are characters who are there and just kind of...disappear, and I'm pretty sure in one part, they screwed up the speaking order and that was the take they kept. It's like staring into the abyss of awful.

[dooooo it!]

[icanhearscreams]

... So why do people even watch it, if it's that bad? Why waste your time on it?

[If it's really that bad... he's never quite understood the 'it's so bad you have to see it' mentality.]

[thisislife]

Well. 'Cause it's funny? I mean, you can see what they were trying for and they fucked it up so badly that it's like, I don't know. Eating ghost pepper chicken wings. It's painful, but it has to be experienced at least once.

[icanhearscreams]

If you say so... maybe I'll just put it on while I'm doing homework or something.

[thisislife]

It's worth it. Horrifying, but worth it. I promise.