video; un r.hansen

[lefthemisphere]

(( ooc; yeah, my dumbass posted in the wrong community. we rollin' with it lmao ))


[ Chuck looks rumpled, a little dirty from working in the yard - look at him, all domesticated and shit. He's leaning on a shovel and holding his little device up, wipes his brow and flashes a dimpled smile. ]

So, somehow we haven't kicked the bucket this October, right? Everyone still good?


[ he'd finger guns if he wasn't holding the contraption and his shovel. ]

Brilliant. Anyway - Chuck here, I'm way the hell out in Feed, and Ray and I have got a metric fuckton of mushrooms growing around our property. I don't know jack shit about identifying them or knowing what's safe to eat -- any of you lot got any knowledge in that area?

Got a pile of mushrooms and a basket of eggs for ya, if so.

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Re: video

[klussy]

(Eddie sighs dramatically.)

Okay, okay. Stay away from any mushrooms with spots. That either means they're poisonous or have gone rancid. And ones that have like. Skirts. I don't know what they're called, but when you dig up a mushroom, if it has a weird thing around its stem. It looks like a skirt to me. Let me see...

(And here we go. A picture.)

Basically, your mushroom should look like a dick with no deformities.

(Eloquent, Eddie. He's not technically wrong though........)

Re: video

[lefthemisphere]

[ see, that IS helpful. good kid, eddie ]

Dick with no deformities. Got it.

Thanks - that is helpful. [ legitimately ]