video; un r.hansen

[lefthemisphere]

(( ooc; yeah, my dumbass posted in the wrong community. we rollin' with it lmao ))


[ Chuck looks rumpled, a little dirty from working in the yard - look at him, all domesticated and shit. He's leaning on a shovel and holding his little device up, wipes his brow and flashes a dimpled smile. ]

So, somehow we haven't kicked the bucket this October, right? Everyone still good?


[ he'd finger guns if he wasn't holding the contraption and his shovel. ]

Brilliant. Anyway - Chuck here, I'm way the hell out in Feed, and Ray and I have got a metric fuckton of mushrooms growing around our property. I don't know jack shit about identifying them or knowing what's safe to eat -- any of you lot got any knowledge in that area?

Got a pile of mushrooms and a basket of eggs for ya, if so.

Comments

[droptheious]

You can't miss him!

[Chuck, buddy, you've been around long enough to know not to question anything anymore.]

Big, bloody fangs is more than enough for me to avoid the heck out of it. Nooooo thank you. That sounds like a bad time. But your home is at least...protected? I heard incense helps with that.

[lefthemisphere]

[ ITS TRUE but a lizard man is a first, and all he can think is like. mini godzilla ]

Yeah, it's pretty protected. Incense, the whole 9 yards. Whatever the locals tell us, that's what we've got going on. So far, no casualties. Countin' that as a win.

[droptheious]

[Tragically, he cannot be further from the truth. Sure is gonna be disappointed when he meets a tall lizard nerd who's scared of his own shadow. ]

That's really good to know! Glad what the Trenchies tell us actually works. How is the soil for you? I know you can grow mushrooms at least, but how bad is the pollution out there?

[lefthemisphere]

[ poor lizard nerd, not living up to the hype ]

Eh, it's moderate. If these Hunter fuckos would stop killing monsters out here, that'd be great. They bleed all into the ground and messes with stuff.

[droptheious]

[Such is the way of Trench.]

Wow, that's super rude of them. Like, pick up your monster carcasses after you've done with them. Think about the ground!

[lefthemisphere]

RIGHT? Fuck, that's what I keep saying!

[droptheious]

Seriously! It's not hard to put two and two together to make four! Sheesh!!