video; un r.hansen

[lefthemisphere]

(( ooc; yeah, my dumbass posted in the wrong community. we rollin' with it lmao ))


[ Chuck looks rumpled, a little dirty from working in the yard - look at him, all domesticated and shit. He's leaning on a shovel and holding his little device up, wipes his brow and flashes a dimpled smile. ]

So, somehow we haven't kicked the bucket this October, right? Everyone still good?


[ he'd finger guns if he wasn't holding the contraption and his shovel. ]

Brilliant. Anyway - Chuck here, I'm way the hell out in Feed, and Ray and I have got a metric fuckton of mushrooms growing around our property. I don't know jack shit about identifying them or knowing what's safe to eat -- any of you lot got any knowledge in that area?

Got a pile of mushrooms and a basket of eggs for ya, if so.

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[lefthemisphere]

[ 😳 ]

....Yer fuckin' with me.

Aren't you?

[unsheathedfromreality]

Alas, but I am not. [It would be funnier and much less tragic if he were.]

Unless you mean about eating brains, in which case, I do not really eat them all that often. [Real dry sense of humor here.]

[lefthemisphere]

[ sldkjhf ]

Right. Well. Mushrooms are all yours, mate.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Good! I will have your chickens their dinner within the hour. If you have some mushrooms already picked, you might leave them near your Lamp so I do not disturb you.

Unless you wish to risk the brain-eating. [No, he's not going to let that die, but he is good for bringing the scraps.]

((ooc: quite all right to handwave the rest of Shroom Time if we wanna wrap!))

[lefthemisphere]

...No. Not risking brain eating, thanks so much.

((ooc; works fine for me! ))

[unsheathedfromreality]

[Laughingly,] As is wise.

[And with that, he signs off.]