video; un r.hansen

[lefthemisphere]

(( ooc; yeah, my dumbass posted in the wrong community. we rollin' with it lmao ))


[ Chuck looks rumpled, a little dirty from working in the yard - look at him, all domesticated and shit. He's leaning on a shovel and holding his little device up, wipes his brow and flashes a dimpled smile. ]

So, somehow we haven't kicked the bucket this October, right? Everyone still good?


[ he'd finger guns if he wasn't holding the contraption and his shovel. ]

Brilliant. Anyway - Chuck here, I'm way the hell out in Feed, and Ray and I have got a metric fuckton of mushrooms growing around our property. I don't know jack shit about identifying them or knowing what's safe to eat -- any of you lot got any knowledge in that area?

Got a pile of mushrooms and a basket of eggs for ya, if so.

Comments

[lefthemisphere]

God no. Weirdly, I got a bunch of volunteers who seem entirely convinced they're not gonna end up bodies buried in the back yard.

[royalfling]

Like... they can't get poisoned?!

[lefthemisphere]

That's what they're claiming.

Supposedly. I told 'em if they wanna try they can go for it but if I end up with a dead body in my yard, I'mma be pissed.

[royalfling]

A dead, dead body? Chuck! That isn't funny!

[lefthemisphere]

Who the hell are you tellin? Scares the shit outta me. I told them to eat that mess off my property if they really wanna play mushroom roulette.