Shen Yuan | November Catch-All

[xiaoxiuya]

Who: Shen Yuan, CR group, People who actually want to talk to the weird metal faces . Maybe more to be added later, who knows!
What: Thread starters for people who want to get bogus relationship advice from Google translate; Shen Yuan Starts a Group Chat, TBD
When: Throughout November
Where: Deernet and beyond

Content Warnings: TBD

Comments

[fanfavors]

Er-ge is a flatterer. I'll look forward to it. And lunch?

[baiyueguang]

Flattery is against the rules.

[As if this er-ge does not frequently bend or break the rules. Who was chatting amicably with Huaisang over lunch?? What about 'no talking while eating'???]

I give praise where praise is due.

And yes, certainly lunch. There is a café - I believe that is the correct term? - which sells a fine floral blend of tea. We should share a pot.

[fanfavors]

[Jokes, from this Xichen... truly, the wonders of the Group Chat are many and vast.]

Two pots!

[Maybe even more!! Anything is possible during Art Lunch.]

We'll have a much more enjoyable stroll than er-ge would in the library.

[baiyueguang]

"Eating more than three bowls is prohibited."

That goes for drinks as well.

No more than that. We can certainly get boxes of the blend to go, however.

[fanfavors]

[ugggghhhh rules]

For er-ge, maybe. I'll drink four pots.

[baiyueguang]

Three and a half.

[Now he's just messing.]

[fanfavors]

That's more than three! Don't make promises you won't keep! This one will be devastated if he's scolded by er-ge after three and a half pots.

[baiyueguang]

Can Huaisang even drink four pots? I imagine that would be uncomfortable.

[fanfavors]

Does er-ge want to bet? How many rule violations is that?

[baiyueguang]

At least six.

So that is how many pieces of silver I will wager.

[Bad Boy Xichen.]

[fanfavors]

Then when this one wins, he'll buy Shen-ge six silvers' worth of liquor at the Red. Then Shen-ge can finally relax, and er-ge will have helped.

[It's all coming together.]

[baiyueguang]

Perhaps that would be better spent on things for Huaisang? If he wins, of course. He knows this one doesn't drink.

[Still a square in that regard, but if he's anything like his didi, then it's for everyone's own good.]

[fanfavors]

Er-ge underestimates how much this one enjoys sharing a drink! It's still for me!

[Who doesn't love... a little wackiness. He's all for it.]

This one will take it under consideration.

[baiyueguang]

Huaisang, I don't even know what you expect me to do with six silvers worth of alcohol. You know I cannot drink it. No one wants to deal with that embarrassment, second-hand or otherwise.

[He is so very Cringe and Fail when he's had alcohol, Huaisang, please have mercy on this er-ge!]

[fanfavors]

Then I'll spend it on Shen-ge! He's already agreed to have a drink with me. This Huaisang will let Shen-ge know er-ge thought of him so generously.

[baiyueguang]

I am sure Shen-gongzi would be most appreciative. ✿

[fanfavors]

That's the plan! One day er-ge and san-ge should come with us, too! At least for the atmosphere.

[He'll get you nerds to come party eventually...]

[baiyueguang]

I think that sounds like a lovely idea. I can remain the designated driver.

[Does this er-ge own a car? No. Does he know how to drive? Certainly not. Doe he even know what a car is? Definitely no. Has he been Reading Things on the Internet again? Oh, yes.]

[xiaoxiuya]

Where did Lan-gongzi learn that phrase??

Does Lan-gongzi intend to ferry us on his sword if we drink too much? This one would pay to see that.

[baiyueguang]

In the internet of course! Though they misspell cart all the time.

If need be. I believe I can manage three and myself on Shuoyue.

[xiaoxiuya]

[that's really hot]

Impressive! The most this one was ever able manage was myself and a passenger. We shall certainly be able to relax and party more securely, knowing that we can all count on Lan-gongzi to look after us ;)

[baiyueguang]

It would not be a long trip, fortunately, otherwise things may get tricky. And I would be bringing everyone to the nearest place of residence so you can all sober up together as I don't think I could manage multiple stops.

I will research cures for hangovers, though. To help.

[xiaoxiuya]

Lan-gongzi is so generous with his time~ This one will have to think of some way to repay him, such his assistance in such a matter ever be required XD

[baiyueguang]

As I no longer have a sect to lead, I find the days stretching before me feel somewhat endless and one can only meditate for so long.

In other words, I have an abundance of time to make sure Huaisang does not get you into too much trouble. Especially with my brother-in-law here; they got up to a great deal of mischief when they studied at the Cloud Recesses.

[Hey want to hear embarrassing stories about your friends when they were teenagers? Xichen has that piping hot tea.]

[xiaoxiuya]

Be careful saying that in public, if Duty sees he might try to make you get a real job XD

Not to mention it's rather bold of Lan-zongzi to assume Huaisang would be the one getting me in trouble! How does Lan-gongzi know this one won't be a bad influence on his little brother? [well sy, it probably has something to do with the fact that you're a big giant nerd who volunteered all on your own to make a glossary]

But setting that aside, in my experience mischief almost always means some good stories, especially if avoiding one's studies was involved. Care to share a few~?