Shen Yuan | November Catch-All

[xiaoxiuya]

Who: Shen Yuan, CR group, People who actually want to talk to the weird metal faces . Maybe more to be added later, who knows!
What: Thread starters for people who want to get bogus relationship advice from Google translate; Shen Yuan Starts a Group Chat, TBD
When: Throughout November
Where: Deernet and beyond

Content Warnings: TBD

Comments

[stayscared]

Thanks. (For both identifying the bird, and the compliment. Any composition's pure accident.) How did you know it was a pigeon?

[he has read the below comment so he knows a little of what's up, and it's too hard to resist this, especially when he's just been invited to a group. on purpose.]

They like me, so they let me into the club. (It's secret. We don't talk about Flight Club.)

[yes he has insinuated he can fly. he has insinuated pigeon granted flight. he has made a terrible pun that probably no one will get but welcome to his life now.]

[fanfavors]

This one has seen a lot of pigeons, especially in this city, which is sadly lacking for plentiful doves! Ah, but a dove is smaller and sleeker than a pigeon, most of the time.

[Bird Facts(tm). Use them well, Mr. Mike. And of course Huaisang doesn't understand the pun, but he'll humor this bit about pigeon club flight powers. Sure, sure.]

Mike-xiansheng is talking about it right now...

[stayscared]

[definitely going to start looking at these birds more closely. he'd like to be able to at least tell pigeons from doves - it doesn't sound hard.

and even if the pun doesn't land ...he gets a bit of a laugh out of this, because ...huaisang is technically correct.]

There goes my membership. It was fun while it lasted.

[fanfavors]

Ah, deepest apologies for your untimely exit from Flight Club. Join my club instead, where the membership fee is one picture of a bird per week, and talking about it is free.

[See, he's got the spirit, he's almost halfway in the bit.]

[stayscared]

Only one a week? Okay, I'm sold.

[it's great. the joke didn't land and yet somehow it did. somehow we are here. huaisang: +100 points for rolling with the joke.]

[fanfavors]

Good! Welcome to the club. Thank you for already paying your fee in advance, Mike-xiansheng.

Your next club task is to find a cardinal. You have one week!

[stayscared]

[he has a whole week. and though he's careful where he goes thanks to the run in with the zealots, he's sure he can figure this out. he wouldn't be above using one from deer net, except ...he kind of is, and he's mostly given up being disingenuous for ...some reason or another.]

Challenge accepted!

[also: there's an omen who would offer to take the photo if he truly feels unsafe. but he hasn't yet spoken to her because he hasn't realized she can speak.]