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sad space dad had a bad ([personal profile] shiro2hero) wrote in [community profile] deercountry2022-12-08 09:15 pm

If I had died

Who: SHIRO & OPEN
What: Catchall for December Shenanigans, House Meeting, Event, Silent Hill Player Plot
When: All through the month.
Where: Mouse House, Around Trench

Content Warnings: Silent Hill type imagery/body horror, violence against snowmen, will update as needed


See the headers below for specifics!

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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-02-01 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Then I'm feeding it to the trash can because this is an atrocity." He grimaces at it. "A war crime. Takashi, why would you do this to yourself?"

A stupid question. He'd spent the first several years in places like this forgetting to do things like eat and sleep. He supposed he had to admit, begrudgingly, that at least this meant he was eating.

Even if it was basically poison.
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-02-01 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"That's completely different! A burned marshmallow elevates the taste. You have the crisp char on the outside, gooey melty inside. The perfect bite. Burnt toast is just sad."

He shakes his head.

"Please tell me this isn't what you eat when I don't make dinner."
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-02-01 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Takashi Shirogane, do not tell me you honestly believe they taste the same. We will test that theory. With science."

He sags a bit with relief. He was doing better than Adam thought, then. Not a lot better, leftovers and sandwiches weren't the best, but it was certainly better than "I had coffee this morning," which had been about where he was originally.

"We are so going to toast marshmallows."
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-02-01 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Adam frowned. "Why does Keith h-- you know what, never mind. I don't think I want to know. I should've learned better than to ask questions after the... van incident."

He waves a hand at Takashi, rummaging around in the cabinet.

"We can just use the stove. Works just as well, less likely to create a fire hazard."
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-02-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm just saying, you and Keith are a disaster combination when left on your own no matter the universe."

Adam has successfully procured two marshmallows and is heading for the stove.

"Not unless you want me to use your hand for a heat source."
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-03-01 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Adam just... closes his eyes.

No, closing his eyes isn't enough. He brings a hand up to his forehead too. And now the glasses are coming off. What have you done.

" Takashi. "
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-03-28 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Takashi, you're good at thermodynamics. Adam was there. He saw your grades.

"For one, the heat distribution would be uneven between your palm and your fingers. Nothing would cook correctly. For another we haven't done any tests at all on your ability to control temperature differentials. You don't exactly have a control switch or a temperature gauge."

His lips and eyebrows twitch in shared frustration.

"Not to mention you're the most clumsy athlete I've ever met and you would absolutely set something on fire."
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-03-29 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, sure, but honestly you should know your partner better than this. You should know that if you mention experiments you'll completely lose his attention on anything else.

He's already rubbing his chin, Shiro.

"I suppose we could introduce a few variables and test your temperature control. The trench has thermometers, right? Not the most exacting tool, but better than nothing. Liquid might be best, perhaps water to start. After we do a control for the mug first, of course."
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-03-29 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Adam gapes, scrambles a little even.

"Wait! I don't have my-- do we even have a thermometer? A pen and paper, of course I cleaned off the counters the other day--"

Flustered he pulls out the only method of recording for proper notation later that he happens to have available to him -- the camera on his device. He sets it to record.

"Alright. Try to just-- lightly toast it. What would that be, 145 degrees celsius?"
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-03-29 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Adam froze. He could swear his heart stopped for a moment.

His science... was being taken away from him?

Indignation came in full force. Nothing was readily available to fling at him, so Adam swatted at his arm instead.

"Takashi Shirogane, how dare you! Divorce! Divorce in the name of science!"
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-03-29 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
How dare you not be terrified of your fierce, violent and very intimidating husband!

"I hope you choke on that bagel! You owe me a science!"

That's right, a science. You know the kind. The kind he can study, preferably while bapping (fiercely!) at your arm.
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[personal profile] saltyadam 2023-03-30 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"A cruel husband and a liar! You aren't even a little sorry." Even if he didn't know you he can feel it through your link, you dorito.

He stops his assault to put his hands on his hips. "It's a good thing the kids didn't witness this."

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