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daniel larusso ([personal profile] miyagimagic) wrote in [community profile] deercountry2023-02-06 07:48 pm

(closed) february catchall

Who: Ange ([personal profile] entreats), Chizuru ([personal profile] tealeafs), Daniel ([personal profile] miyagimagic) and various others.
What: February shenanigans.
When: During all of February.
Where: Locations vary.

Content Warnings: Nothing right now, specific warnings will be in headers when they come up.

( starters in the comments! if you want to plot anything with me, feel free to either pm the journal or contact me at [plurk.com profile] queeningsquare, i'm always open to new ideas and threads! )
strikefirster: (I don't know if it's real)

[personal profile] strikefirster 2023-02-25 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[That's not going to stop him from trying. He even rolls over on the couch he's on a couple times trying before Daniel finally speaks up.

He looks over with an incredulous look.]


Aren't you married, Larusso?

Why are you so interested in catching a peak?

[As if Johnny had not sent him a picture of his dick before. But he's mostly ribbing on him. He does turn and lift his shirt. But there's nothing there.]
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[personal profile] strikefirster 2023-02-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Now here's the actual scoff of offense.]

You're damn right I do. I don't do all those delt flies and rows for nothing.

[Johnny was fucking proud of his workout routine. Thank you very much.

But there's a pause and when he speaks up again there's an edge of worry and anger in his voice.]


Those fucking assholes- They must have took me to some fucking clinic while I was drunk for them to put whatever fucking magic bullshit this is.

It probably only comes out at night or some shit.

[Johnny doesn't know what a doctored photo or photoshop is.]
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[personal profile] strikefirster 2023-03-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
So a doctor fucked with the photo? That sounds like they wasted their time going to doctors school.

[Johnny has to think about this for a little. There's a lot screeching as the old rusted gears turn in his head. He doesn't remember writing anything like that.

But he could have been drunk when it happened. It did sound a little suspicious but he can't just agree with LaRusso on this one, right? That would be like taking the easy way out and he has to own up to this shit if he did do it.]


...I don't remember writing it.

But are you saying there's something wrong with a sparring match with a tough opponent?

It's just saying I'm a badass.

[Get defensive. That's the way to go.]
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CW: Internalized Homophobia Via Meme.

[personal profile] strikefirster 2023-03-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[There is an earnest tinge to the annoyance in his tone in how reacts to this. How is he supposed to know how the internet and editing photos worked? Clearly Miguel was a miracle worker when he made the Cobra Kai webpage. Or just a total nerd.

There's a pause and Johnny blinks.]


What you mean like a fancy dinner?

[That's an entre Johnny. You'd think he'd know this being a former rich kid. But he was too busy with karate, wearing short shors, and riding dirt bikes.

But then something clicks and he gets it.]


What? Are you saying this fucking thing is trying to say that I like dudes? Is it trying to say I'm gay and like men? Fuck that shit. I'm straight. I am straight.

I'm going to kick the shit out of whoever made this garbage.
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[personal profile] strikefirster 2023-03-11 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Johnny is silent for a moment as his brain slowly tries to wrap around Daniel's comment.

Eventually it gives up and the dumbest words possible spill out of his mouth.]


Dude. I'm trying to serious here. I'm not a fucking bicycle. Not just anyone can get on for a ride.
strikefirster: (You won't show)

[personal profile] strikefirster 2023-03-22 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment where Johnny considers that.

...And then it's his turn to open his mouth again.]


I'm pretty sure my point still stands.