hold your breath, kiss me now | catch-all

[slayerskiss]

Who: Faith Lehane & CR, both old and new
What: Catch-all. Faith has a normal valentines day.
When: Mid January to late February.
Where: All over Trench.

Content Warnings: Jealousy, toxic ideas about love and consent, loss of body autonomy, panic attacks.

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[onekindsoul]

[Ruby isn't exactly looking for a date but she's always down to clown and hang out with a good friend. Her ownprofile flashes on screen as she takes a seat.]

You're on! What's your favorite weapon?

[slayerskiss]

Well, your wife says I had too many.

[She hums, thoughtfully. Whether it's something she actually has to put too much thought into is another thing, but, well.]

Axe for short range, bloodstone rifle for long range. [She looks at the questions being generated by their omnis, and squints.]

What's your... as-pirea-tions? Whatever the fuck that word means.

[onekindsoul]

Look, my beautiful wife was amazing taste when it comes to a lot of things. ...Weapons not so much.

[She is absolutely willing to drag Ange over this. But she didn't exactly start hanging out with Ange because they were exactly the same.

However these are great options.]

Oh my gosh- You know. Maybe we should get you a weapon that does both. I think that would be a lot of fun. I had a teacher who used a blunderbuss axe. ...I wouldn't make yours like his, it would be way cooler.

[Ruby blinks.]

Wait let me look at it.

...As Peer Ations?

...Is that anything like Salutations? You know like the thing Penny says instead of hello?

they are so stupid

[slayerskiss]

Can't say I ever understood your whole blend of guns and scythes and swords and whatever. But hey, if you wanna, I'd be down for an axe rifle.

[She grins, especially at the Penny mention. That's her buddy.]

What, you think like, Penny's evil clone rigged this whole speed-dating thing up? I could buy it. [That's a very normal conclusion to come to, sure.]

They absolutely are

[onekindsoul]

You're not the first one I've heard that from around here. I think it made more sense back where I'm from. Being able to switch weapons on the fly could be the difference between life and death.

But I could make one up for you. And if you like it use it, if not I'm sure we can find someone else who would.

[There's a little snort to that. She has to avoid thinking about the virus that had nearly taken Penny back where she was from, but that certainly wasn't an evil Penny by any stretch.]

Gosh- An evil Penny would be absolutely nefarious. Instead of looking for friends she'd try and hook everyone else up. And she'd just say really mean things all the time.

Re: They absolutely are

[slayerskiss]

A Ruby Rose special, huh? I dig it. Means I'd be able to keep up with you guys in the fancy weapons department at least. [She grins, though she is genuinely touched. A lot of work goes into Ruby's guns.]

Evil Penny'd come up with new and exciting words that end with Tation and use them without restraint.