January 2022 Event Overflow

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JANUARY 2022 EVENT OVERFLOW

OVERFLOW POST for the JANUARY 2022 EVENT

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[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul looks very unamused. Really, what is his life that he's come to this moment? He doesn't even know anymore. But he stares down at Lance with unmitigated anger and hate in his eyes.]

Really? You tried to attack and bite me and yet now you're the one choosing to be offended?

[azurestar]

[Bubbles get blown into the water and come up in front of his nose as he squints at him. It's all got a very feral edge to it, like these kinds of details don't really mean much to him, an animal just looking for a meal. Then he lifts up enough to reply, tilting his head.]

You owe me lunch.

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul just glares at Lance with a deep scowl on his face.]

The only thing I owe you is a kick in the head so hard you’ll be spitting out teeth afterwards.

[azurestar]

[Lance rises more out of the water, revealing more scales and gills and webbed ears. His mouth is in a pouty frown.]

My teeth are indestructible! I even ate a leviathan last week, d'you know how tough their skin is??

[As he talks, Maul will see that his teeth are all pointed and might even have venomous qualities.]

[survivalthroughhate]

So what I'm hearing is I should fetch you the most disgusting monster corpse in the city and dump it in the water for you.

[Maul's definitely not feeling cooperative after getting attacked.]

[azurestar]

Ew, no! Not if it's dead! [He crosses his arms petulantly.] Live meat, or none at all.

[survivalthroughhate]

Tch, picky, picky, picky.

[Maul almost rolls his eyes at that.]

Fine, I'll give you the most disgusting live monster in the city as a snack.

[azurestar]

[He seems to be considering this with a tilt of his head. Then he sinks under the water…

Only to pop back up again right in front of Maul with a wide, feral grin. He's holding himself up on the dock with his hands and his long fish tail is practically wagging.]

Really? I always wanted to know what the land leviathans taste like. [Then he tilts his head.] Are you all metal by the way?

[survivalthroughhate]

Fine. I shall find you one. Whether or not you can actually kill and eat it is completely up to you. [He's mainly doing this because he's now interested in what it would be like to watch a feral merman!Lance attack one of the monsters in the city.]

Half metal. [Maul corrects. He doesn't think Lance will get any ideas about trying to bite down into him again but he's been wrong before about the intelligence level of the boy before.]