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devilmind ([personal profile] devilmind) wrote in [community profile] deercountry2022-02-27 09:04 pm

(open) all some children do is work

Who: The Operator and YOU!
What: The Operator tries to win back their stuffed animal collection at the Boardwalk carnival.
When: Late February
Where: The Boardwalk

Content Warnings: References to children handling firearms




i. take aim, children, take aim

[ Just like last month, the Operator spends much of February’s arrival period at the Farther Shores and the Boardwalk, watchful for any familiar faces among the newest Sleepers. They maintain a cautious sense of hope; even if it’s unlikely that they’ll find anyone they know, it’s certainly not impossible. They wouldn’t even be the first Sleeper to be reunited with someone from home—far from it, from what they’ve been told.

Yet, the last thing they’re expecting is that familiarity should come not in the form of a face or voice, but in that of an inanimate object—of many inanimate objects. ]


Those—those are my floofs!

[ This, exclaimed as they stare in utter astonishment at the wall of prizes in one of the many carnival game booths lining the boardwalk. To any observer, the ”floofs” in question look like any other stuffed animals at first glance: soft, colorful, and kid-friendly. Yet, the longer one looks at them, the more evident it becomes that they don’t represent any earthly creatures. Some may look vaguely rodent-shaped or canine, but with odd features like protruding spines or horns. Some defy comprehension entirely.

The attendant, dressed in a striped red-and-white suit, only grins—and hands them a pellet gun. This is a shooting gallery after all. Paper targets whirl and dance on the far end of the booth. Standing there with the toy gun in their hands, the Operator looks between the attendant and the weapon, momentarily uncertain. Then, they brace the stock firmly against their shoulder and take aim at the targets. Their first few shots are shaky, but once they get a feel for the pellet gun, their aim improves at an alarming rate.

One thing becomes abundantly clear: this is not the Operator’s first time using a gun—far from it. ]


ii. knock, knock?
[ Unfortunately, not all of the Operator’s floofs can be won at the shooting gallery—and, as they’ve found out, not all the booths are free.

The Operator runs out of jokes to exchange for plays at the ring toss very quickly. Most of the jokes they know come from Ordis and most of those only work if you’re a Cephalon. Which is how they come to approach a stranger, preferably one who looks like they might be particularly good-humored. ]


Excuse me, [ they say, their stiff, formal posture at odds with the youthful embarrassment in their voice. ] Could you, um… tell me a joke?


iii. this, the song of sons and daughters

[ Meanwhile, the attendant at the dart-throwing stall had asked for a different price: a song. Under normal circumstances, the Operator might have balked at the request, but these are not normal circumstances. In fact, this attendant’s wall of prizes holds their most cherished floof: a large, humanoid doll with a pair of wings, holding a large pink heart.

They’re not going to let Ticker down.

The Operator sings… about how you’d expect a teenager being made to sing in public to sing: red-faced, stiff-shouldered, and practically under their breath. It takes a lot of urging from the attendant for their voice to become easily audible. ]


...and we’re all adrift together, together. Through the cold mist, ‘til we’re lifeless together, together…

[ As the song comes to an end, the Operator glances up at the attendant, only to get a half-skeptical, half-pitying look in return. The Operator scowls. ]

You didn’t say it had to be a happy song!

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[personal profile] holyjudgmental 2022-02-27 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[The serpent's den had been reminiscent of the blood-glutted court of the Countess too much for Junia to bear, a thing only reinforced by the...incident...that had stricken her erstwhile companion. This revel is a thing much more familiar to her. It recalls the fairs and holidays she remembers, full of raucous peasant amusements and games. So it is tolerable, even if she remains, of course, stoic and above all such -]

Yes!

[She clenches her gloved fists in front of her chest as Cedar knocks out another target with unerring precision, her eyes bright.]

Go on, another -
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[personal profile] holyjudgmental 2022-03-02 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[With anyone else, Junia would be bracing for the mockery sure to follow in the wake of any laughter around her (always at her expense, surely), the trick contained in the seemingly friendly offer.

With Cedar, her eyes gleam with battle-keenness, a ghost of an answering smile pressed flat in the twitching line of her mouth.]


I have thought- [This time, she bites her tongue while Cedar pulls the trigger; she does know better, despite her outburst.]

- I have thought such weapons ought to be more used, in the service of the Flame.

[Because of the tiny explosions, you see.]
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[personal profile] holyjudgmental 2022-03-07 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Witchcraft, no doubt.

[The dismissive sniff paired with the declaration has only a fraction of Junia's usual prickliness. She looks at the 'floofs' with poorly veiled fascination, reaching out tentatively as if to touch one on its oddly shaped nose - but she stops just short. They are such fine looking craftworks, made of such luxurious materials, that she finds herself nervous of somehow doing them harm.]

What is the purpose of these 'floofs'?

[She smiles back at Cedar with that faint uncertainty written in the wrinkling of her brow, but she is making an effort (almost despite herself) to be, if not pleasant, at least not unpleasant.]
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[personal profile] holyjudgmental 2022-03-11 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[These are toys fit for the children of an emperor - or indeed, a blessed young saint such as Cedar. She softens, ever so slightly, as Cedar explains the nature of the stuffed creatures in a fit of uncharacteristic shyness.]

They're very fine looking.

[She does not know how to proceed. Her hesitation lingers, until she reaches for the glove of one hand and picks it off, finger by finger. The toys are as soft as they look when she brushes a touch across them, tentatively, as if approaching real and wild animals.]

...we will find a place for them in our church.

[They do not seem unwholesome, and they were gifts made to a holy servant. It is not unheard of to display such boons where they may be seen; it would also surely impress the prestige of Cedar's august self on any visitors, to see such precious things in places of honor. Junia nods to herself, authoritatively.]

Perhaps they may oversee the brazier, when not in your care. [She hms, another hesitation, and-] I had a little doll, once. She was made of straw, and a bit of cloth. She had a head of clay, 'til I dropped her, and we made another from a turnip--

[Now it's her turn to be embarrassed, which is, to her continual frustration, a much more common experience.]

We ought to free the rest of your floofs, then.
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[personal profile] holyjudgmental 2022-03-14 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[I wasn't worried is nearly at the tip of her tongue before Junia swallows her reflexive defensiveness. She was worried, but if Cedar insists...her next attempt at petting them is steadier, if still awkward. She even manages a returned smile, though it is but a candle flame next to Cedar's radiance. Yet even a candle can flare, and this one does when they offer her a chance to be of some use.

It has taken Junia some time to bring herself to believe that Cedar trusts her. They should not - few others ever have - but she finds herself aspiring to emulate one who would be deserving of their faith.]


I suppose. For the sake of practice.

[She leaves her glove off as she picks up the gun, attempting to hide her hesitance and doing a surely miserable job of it. She is not wholly unfamiliar with such weapons, but she was never permitted to handle the muskeeter's, nor did she do more than observe the barking weapons of the brigands wherever they fell. Still, the concept is not unknown to her.

She imitates Cedar's stance, sighting along the barrel of the pellet gun, and tries to remember the particulars of an argument between the muskeeter and the arbalest about the timing of breath.

Junia takes her shot, certain she will miss, so it's only by the second shot (which does, in point of fact, veer wide) that she realizes the first struck home. Her eyes widen as she looks to Cedar, bright and startled and warm.]


I hit it! Did you see- ?

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[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-02-27 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh - yeah, I know jokes. Why did the human cross the lava pit?

[Wait. He just spat that out because he was caught off-guard, and that's not always good! Michael holds up a hand.]

Wait, sorry, did you want a human joke?
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[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-02-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Uh. Oops.]

Because they...decided that the endless agony of melting was better than having the wasps lay eggs in their FORGET IT, that doesn't even make sense outside of cultural context! Try me again, I can do human jokes!
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[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-02-28 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a demon joke! They're all like that!

[he SAID we shouldn't go with that one! this is not his fault!!!]
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[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-03-01 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
...well, yeah, I guess they are supposed to be gross. The funny part is the suffering. Because...demons.

[Look, it's not like he told the joke and then laughed.]

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necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (brick and mortar thick as scripture)

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[personal profile] necrolord 2022-03-14 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good-humored is one of the only distinguishing traits of this man: he ambles around the carnival with an absentminded interest. He is dressed in simple blacks. The only odd thing about him, when he turns to face the Operator, are his eyes— black from edge to edge, ringed in eerie eclipe-white.

He blinks, and says: ]


My day has finally come. Right, right. Try this one. Why did the skeleton run from the fight?

[ A beat, and then he intones: ]

He didn't have any guts.
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[personal profile] necrolord 2022-03-15 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Likewise, his expression sharpens— just for a half-second— when he catches the flash of bright gold iris. It reminds him of someone.

But she isn't here. ]


Let's give it another try. [ He looks faintly disappointed, but rallies. ] How about this one: why do I tell so many bone jokes? I think they're pretty humerus.

[ There is a horrible beat. God taps his upper arm. He says, helpfully: ]

That's a bone.
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[personal profile] necrolord 2022-03-16 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he loves attempted diplomacy with God. It's a very familiar tone. His smile is, for the first time since catching those yellow eyes, wholly genuine. ]

Sure, sure. I'll steer clear of puns, though I promise you it's your loss. [ It really isn't. ] Just give me one more, this is a classic: what's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trombone.
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[personal profile] necrolord 2022-03-18 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ His eager posture crumples, but gracefully: he gives the little splayed-hands resignation of someone very used to having his jokes go unappreciated. ]

A very funny instrument. Alright, we'll start with context. What have you tried so far?

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