I ROSE UP FROM THE DEAD (I DO IT ALL THE TIME)

[the_obedient_servant]

Who: Chara + Others
What: Chara comes back to life and mopes, then decides to do mad science before being pulled into two different secondary locations. (March catch-all with closed and open prompts.)
When: All across march.
Where: All across Trench.

Content Warnings: References to child death, suicidal ideation, depression, misanthropy, child soldiers.

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[violetlies]

I put a rock on it!

Several rocks on it, actually. So it's still there.

[So long as Chara believes in his lies, that'll be the case, and it should be safe. He said it with confidence, anyway.

If they don't...here's hoping they got lucky.]

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[the_obedient_servant]

[the_obedient_servant]

Oh yes, rocks! The natural enemy of floods, there's absolutely no way it could possibly have moved! Because that's how physics works!

[Do you think they believe it, Kokichi.]

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[violetlies]

[God. Dammit.]

Mmmmmmagh--physics can suck my dick! [This kid's a smartass, so censoring himself even remotely just went flying out the window, which is great since he's terrible at that anyway.] Yes, that was a lie, it'd still be guaranteed to be there if you bought into it, now we can't guarantee jack!

[And now he has to speed up to reach the spot where he put the board.]

[violetlies]

Shiiiiiit--

[And he sees it, but it's floating away. Predictably so. There's even a rock next to it to just highlight his failure.]

GET BACK HERE YOU OUTDATED PIECE OF GARBAGE!!

[To his credit, at least he's annoyed enough to try to pursue it.]

[the_obedient_servant]

[Chara just lets out a baffled laugh.]

So your plan revolved around me falling for the dumbest lie I've ever heard in my life?! Wow! Bravo! [Chara walks behind a tree and suddenly vanishes until they're at an elevated point near the board. Now they simply need to get it.

They go to grap it but are knocked off balance by the tide and have to grab hold of the large rock they were on for safety.]

I'm going insane.

[violetlies]

Yeah, that's my power! Most people are gullible enough that they just go 'yeah, sure' to anything that fucking benefits them, and you try working on a time constraint!

[It's not his best work, but like Batman, he thrives on prep time, okay.

The kid just disappears, and then reappears at an elevated point. They try to make a grab for the board...and fail. They grab the large rock for their safety, and he eyes the board.]

If we do a roll and move a piece, maybe it'll stop?!

[Maybe it'll bring in something worse. Still, he rolls his dice in his hand...and he gets a six.]

Motherfucker, of course I get a good roll now.

[He tries for an elevated point himself, having re-pocketed his dice, and he dives for the board. He grabs onto it...except he's floating away with it.]

Aaaaaaagh!!!

[the_obedient_servant]

Here's a suggestion! If your power so heavily relies on lying, consider getting better with it! You might even fool some people with a brain!

[And then Kokichi is hurtling down the river and they're well and truly back where they started. Motherfucker. At least their teleportation trick comes in handy for this...

They dive into the water, and the second they're submerged, they're no longer where they were, and instead poke their head up where Kokichi is.]

Come with me. [And they will attempt to tug both Kokichi and the board under the water.]

[violetlies]

Oh, piss off, I've fooled smarter people than you before, this was just on a whim!

[Well, he's got hold of the board, and the dice are in his pocket, and he's floating downstream, when suddenly the kid's head pokes up right next to him. Instinctively, Kokichi's face twists into an unnatural smile.]

I swear to fuck, if this is an attempt to drown me--

[And then he and the board are dragged under the water.]