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Oscar 'Little Cute Boy' Pine ([personal profile] justoscar) wrote in [community profile] deercountry2022-04-06 10:14 pm

Better Run Run Run Away... | Closed

Who: Oscar Pine, Dipper and Ford Pines + CR-- and a SPECIAL GUEST
What: Oscar broke into a locked study and stole some questionable items. The Fallout is Insane.
When: Early April, right after Ianthe's post
Where: The Pines Residence (The Bone Fortress)

Content Warnings: theft, endangerment of minors, (temporary) dismemberment, written reference to blood, etc.




[Somewhere, on the other side of town, was a couple of teenage boys completely missing the warning on the network about Certain Wards and their Effects. Instead, they were deep in concentration over their attempted ward-breaking-- and Oscar, lips pressed together in worry, felt compelled to hurry.

What had started as an innocent curiosity had turned into something more once Oscar realized he could break the lock at the birthday party Kaworu had thrown for Paul a few days before. A nervous escapade and a bad trip later had further cemented what Oscar felt in his gut about the party's host. Although the man had a placid smile and an off the cuff demeanor, something about the man made his skin crawl and his stomach churn like dozens of snakes huddled in a ball for the winter. No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't shake the look in the man's eyes.

Instead of the man who was cryptically called Teacher, Oscar saw only Salem.

He had run to Dipper's immediately upon coming to his senses again, having faith that his boyfriend and partner would have a better idea of how to break this kind of magic than Oscar did.

This Teacher couldn't possibly be worse than Bill Cipher.

(There was a plant that had come along as well... but the plant was innocent. He would get it proper nourishment later.)]


necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (i can feel it on my tongue)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-18 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You might've missed the locked door, the skeleton guards, and the two layers of nonlethal warding.

[ The guards were, to be fair, occupied with the upstairs— because upstairs is where he keeps the lethal warding. But the vibe seemed pretty clear. ]

The Pthumerian bone is from the Archives, and so are most of the rest. I'm not running a secret Sleeper butchery... [ He tips his head in consideration. ] If we're auditing all my sources, most of the skeletons came from those who did. I'm not graverobbing willy-nilly.
necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (ninety meters of brick)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-18 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you normally accept a party invite and start kicking down locked doors? I'll have to revise my guest list, if that's considered the polite standard.

[ Seriously, the nerve of this kid. He blows out a sigh. ]

I think the local term is 'Arcane Scholar.' We're trying to sort out how it all interconnects.
necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (i babble on til my voice is gone)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-18 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
At the moment? I'm the guy who can regrow hands.

[ But his tone gentles slightly, away from the brittle edge to his humor. There is still an emotional distance to him, in the inhuman blacks of his eyes, but it is not malicious. ]

I like teaching, and board games. Does a guy need a nefarious scheme just because he likes blood and skeletons? Because I have some news about the locals.
necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (i babble on til my voice is gone)

cw: gory hand regrowth

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-18 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, I'm a healer.

[ In the physical world, he closes one plain brown hand over the stump of Oscar's arm. When he draws it up, like a sculptor pulling clay, bone weaves itself back into existence to follow his motion; muscle layers itself smoothly over the skeleton; it takes mere seconds for God to restore skin and fingernails and little brown freckles.

It looks as though it's never been lost. ]


I won't inconvenience you with a skeleton army, and you won't go kicking down locked doors. Deal?
necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (laying borders as tall as towers)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ John releases the boy's reformed hand and steps away, dusts his hands off. Then he turns to the ghost, and hesitates; a furrow of genuine confusion, a half-step from concern, appears in his brow. ]

Is this, uh. Not standard?
necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (ninety meters of brick)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-19 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, easy.

[ He splays his hands, soothing, to the patch of air in which the ghost of Oscar Pines hangs trembling. ]

This is new and interesting, from an arcane theory standpoint. [ And, at the growing agitation of the Pineses in the background and Oscar looking like he wants to metaphysically hurl, ] Sorry, sorry— you want a little boost?
necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (ninety meters of brick)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-19 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ghosts are meant to be in their bodies. It isn't hard, really, to fix them back in place.

[ His mouth quirks up in a small, thoughtful smile. For just a moment he looks at Oscar, and seems to be inspecting him more deeply. ]

Even those in... unusual situations.

[ He knows. He's known since the moment he met this kid; he was there when soul melanges were invented, after all. ]
necrolord: <user name="thebutt"> (i babble on til my voice is gone)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-19 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's all he needs. It is simple, really, for him to reach out. He doesn't move, physically. He doesn't need to.

He presses the boy's spirit back to his body, and pins the selves together with a tidy stitch of thanergy, the sort of stabilization and preservation theorem any Seventh adept could explain. It will be disorienting, having everything come online again, but there's no ill will in it.

This kid has been a nuisance and a brat and a fascinating wreck of a soul melange. He is still, at the end of the day, a scared kid. God can be petty, but he isn't cruel. ]
necrolord: =- (the words fall flat)

[personal profile] necrolord 2022-07-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The kid lurches towards him before vomiting, which is just his luck. There go his shoes.

Again. ]


Well, [ says God, as the Pines duo startle forward for their newly-resurrected and re-armed friend, ] it's an improvement. Give it a moment, things should settle.