Because it's nearly impossible to find your way around. There are half-flights of stairs and even though it looks like it's only two stories from the outside, it's more like two and a half? Or maybe three, it's really hard to tell. But my kittens and Carmilla and Moonlight are able to find their ways around just fine.

[Argonauuuuuuut. just the sight of Argonaut is enough to make her melt. that and be glad that her birthday and Blessed Day were in April]

I'd love that! I'd be happy to show you around, it really is a gorgeous house, despite the confusion.