deercountry | ( CLOSED ) MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME.

What? No, we do not. It's fine.

( he is an astronaut, wanda, and you will not crush his dreams. )

I'm from space, I work on a spaceship, this is a fine costume. Don't be jealous.

Mhm. We do.

[ she nods, keeping her gaze on him. lifting her fingers to her mouth, she studies him—and purposefully so, wanting to rile him up a little. when she wants to be, wanda can be quite the actress—and, right now, she wants to appear innocent and oblivious to him speaking. ]

It simply won't do. The pants aren't even astronaut pants.

Wait a minute, wait a minute...

( he holds a hand, a little curious as to what she's going to do. )

How do you know what pants are astronaut pants?

[ she regards him with an incredulous look. ]

I've been to museums.

[ and she's seen the martian. although she thinks to tell him that, she doesn't want to give him a tangent. no, she wants him to wear proper astronaut pants.

wanda cocks her brow. ] Do you know what astronaut pants are? I'm thinking not.

You've been to museums but I've actually been to space.

( which counts more, wanda. )

Stop looking at me like you are. I know what you wanna do.

I went to space.

[ she smiles pointedly at him. ]

You took me. And I remember the cute one wearing different pants.

[ holden's pants had seemed a little less... skintight. they seemed a bit airier. so, wanda, encouraged by amos, looks down at his legs with every intention of making him shift on the spot. ]

The cute one?

( oh, amos isn't moving until he questions that. )

You talking about Holden?

Is that his name?

[ she knows it's his name, but she furrows her brows and taps her finger to her chin as she considers. can she make amos frustrated by her talking about how cute holden is? amos reminds her a lot of pietro... and pietro always got annoyed when she did that. ]

Is he the cute one with the nice butt?

Wow, you were really checking him out, weren't you?

( wanda, he has a nicer ass and you know it. )

He has a girlfriend, you know. Sorry to break it to you. That ass cannot be yours.

[ wanda smiles, but hides it behind the press of her hand. is she getting to him? she thinks so. ]

He was very nice to look at.

[ holden was very cute... like a puppy. she sighs. ignores the fact he has a girlfriend—a fact she'd known simply from watching him and naomi. ]

A nice, tight ass. I really liked it when he walked in front of me.

( amos just rolls his eyes. )

If you're going to just fantasize about Holden, I'm going to go ahead and get on with my Halloween celebration.

( he's an astronaut and he looks good and he's cuter than holden. )

[ wanda chuckles and drops her hand from her chin. she almost lets it go, but that wouldn't be entirely fun. she wants to see if he blushes. ]

How am I meant to compare if you are wearing the wrong pants?

[ she makes a point to look at his pants. definitely not the right ones. ]

Nothing's wrong with my pants. I do different things than Holden down on the ship. We wear different things.

( and his pants were better. )

Sorry that you don't recognize goodness when you see it.

[ she blinks, brows furrowing in confusion. ] What goodness?

[ wanda makes a pointed look at amos, giving him a onceover. while he is very attractive and bulky in a way that vision and pietro weren't, his pants are incorrect for his outfit.

and she will change them. ]

I see nothing.

Uh huh.

( amos rolls his eyes. )

Well, if Holden shows up, I'll be sure to tell him all about how you like the look of his ass in his pants.

You're going to give up so easily?

[ she can't help but chuckle. even if that's giving into his bait, she thinks amos will be giving into hers...

and wearing proper pants in no time. ]

I suppose your ass really is flat.

Are you really trying to get at me by calling my ass flat?

( he rolls his eyes. )

Nice of you to notice, I guess.

[ wanda smiles. ]

Is it working? I'm happy for you to demonstrate otherwise if you like.

[ even if he says it's not, she'll think that it is getting to him. does he not like it when people compliment him? she makes a mental note of it. ]

I'm not going to demonstrate anything for you.

( also — )

How would someone even demonstrate that?

Bend and snap.

[ she smiles at him. has he seen legally blonde? while he seems like the type who would… she doesn't think he has.

spends too much time with aliens and his cute friend. ]

It's the perfect way to prove your ass is not unimpressive.

What?

( he really has not seen that movie. he doesn't get a lot of movie watching time in space. )

What is a bend and snap?

It's when you bend and snap.

[ she smiles, a little grateful that, for once, she's not the one eyebrowing something. she and scott had perfected their bend and snaps in deerington. ]

You bend.

[ she bends in half, letting her hand fall to the tips of her feet. ]

And snap.

[ righting herself, she clicks her fingers. ]

There's not a chance in hell that I'm doing that. Ever.

( she doesn't look bad doing it but he's not going to be bending and snapping. )

I'd look ridiculous.

So, you give up?

[ if he's anything like pietro, he'll take that for the bait it is. she smiles at him and gives him a purposeful look, eyeing his hips. amos could possibly do the bend and snap if he tried... ]

You're not even going to try?

No, I'm not going to try.

( he is not like pietro and he's not going to take that bait and look dumb. )

I don't need to try. No reason.

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