( CLOSED ) THEY'RE LYING THROUGH THEIR TEETH.

[manipulative]

Who: Katherine, Stefan, A Space Robot, and Wanda.
What: October scary stuff.
When: All month.
Where: Around!

Content Warnings: Applicable content warnings go here.

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[prescind]

Trees are trees.

( they weren't going to eat people or vegetables. )

They eat the sunlight. That's what their diet is.

[explosion]

[ she snorts in amusement. ]

Trees don't eat sunlight. They steal it.

[ if he was expecting a scientifically accurate correction, he'd be very, very wrong. wanda likes to make up stories—and she thinks that's better than the truth sometimes.

so, she makes the tree extend its arm, stretching it with cracks of bark falling to the ground, and forming a fist as if it's trying to steal the sun from the sky. ]

[prescind]

I don't think that's true.

( he glances at her, frowning. )

I think you're making stuff up to get a rise out of me.

[explosion]

Me?

[ wanda looks at him with surprise, pointing to herself in utter disbelief. never mind that he's completely right. ]

Can you not see the halo? [ when she gestures in a general up direction, he'll see a slight glow around the crown of her head as if she's standing directly in front of the sun. ]

[prescind]

Is that what that is? I was thinking devil horns.

( and he doesn't even know about her cool scarlet witch costume.

he smirks. )

I think my guess is better.

[explosion]

[ wanda rolls her eyes, although she's clearly amused by her smile. that's such a typical answer! ]

You're mistaken. [ she informs him matter-of-factly. ] It's a halo. The horns are merely a… shadow. An ill-fated shadow.

[prescind]

But they exist.

( which — )

Shadow or not, they're still there, aren't they?

[explosion]

[ she flattens her hands against the top of her head and makes a show of feeling around for them, uncaring that she musses some of her hair up. threading her fingers through the stands, she purses her lips in pursuit of her horns… and then stops, mouth dropping open. ]

I feel one!

[ she smiles widely as she rubs her right hand back and forth and drops her left. ]

Oh, it's very small. It must mean I'm good and trustworthy.

[prescind]

Yeah, right.

( you know who doesn't believe you, wanda? it's stefan, he doesn't. )

I think if you have the devil horns at all, it means you've got that streak in you.

[explosion]

And what do you have?

[ wanda lifts her brows as she looks at him rather pointedly. he has very fluffy hair and a sharp jawline, but that's nothing in comparison to her very angelic horns. ]

All I see is… [ she gestures toward his head. ] What is that? Your hair is like a bird's nest.

[prescind]

That's your retaliation? Going after my hair?

( stefan makes a face, tsks her slowly. )

Come on, I'd expect better of you.

[explosion]

[ she clasps her hands together and smiles, greatly amused by how unruffled he is. truthfully, that's her being nice. wanda's been a lot crueller to people with very little reason to be.

she looks up at his hair. ]

I can turn it into a bird's nest if you prefer?

[prescind]

Don't touch my hair.

( he raises a hand protectively, holding the other hand out. )

My hair is my hair. No one needs to touch it.

[explosion]

[ wanda raises her hands and wiggles her fingers, laughing as she pretends that she's going to bypass his hands and mess with his hair. it'd be easy to do. she could make it happen in a blink of an eye. but wanda doesn't want to do something against his will. she doesn't want to do that anymore. ]

It's okay, I suppose. [ she drops her hands and rolls her shoulders, looking pointedly at his hair. ] It could be a lot worse. You could have a mohawk.

[prescind]

What about yours?

( he motions at her hair with his fingers and raises an eyebrow. )

You ever do anything but just let it lay limply?