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deercountry2022-10-10 04:22 pm
bardbarous) wrote in deercountry2022-10-10 04:22 pm
Heavy Rock in the Dark Night (Open)
Who: Tuck bardbarous, Billie wapples, various
What: Eliminating a crawling terror in Tuck and Vyng's bar
When: late Sept
Where: Colonel Dan's bar
Content Warnings: Applicable content warnings go here.
[ They've found the large jar the sentient amalgam likely came from. A wet trail covers the liquor shelf where it must have crawled away. Or scooted. Maybe walked? Probably doesn't have legs.
But just to be sure, Tuck dips the tip of his pinkie into the puddle around the shattered jar and brings it to his tongue for a taste. It's incredibly salty. ]
Hm. Brine. It's definitely intelligent zucchini.
[ Whether you helped exterminate the creature that grew out of their own negligence or braved emphysema cleaning the years of dust and cobwebs, there's a reward waiting with your name on it.
Tuck is standing behind the bar with a clean(?) glass. ]
Hey! Come get your drinks! Or, uh, friendship, if you went with that reward.
bardbarous, Billie wapples, variousWhat: Eliminating a crawling terror in Tuck and Vyng's bar
When: late Sept
Where: Colonel Dan's bar
Content Warnings: Applicable content warnings go here.
Sentient Zukes on the Prowl
[ They've found the large jar the sentient amalgam likely came from. A wet trail covers the liquor shelf where it must have crawled away. Or scooted. Maybe walked? Probably doesn't have legs.
But just to be sure, Tuck dips the tip of his pinkie into the puddle around the shattered jar and brings it to his tongue for a taste. It's incredibly salty. ]
Hm. Brine. It's definitely intelligent zucchini.
Aftermath
[ Whether you helped exterminate the creature that grew out of their own negligence or braved emphysema cleaning the years of dust and cobwebs, there's a reward waiting with your name on it.
Tuck is standing behind the bar with a clean(?) glass. ]
Hey! Come get your drinks! Or, uh, friendship, if you went with that reward.
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Use your broom to flush it out, and I'll split it with my ax.
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[He'll...poke with the broom?]