Heavy Rock in the Dark Night (Open)

[bardbarous]

Who: Tuck bardbarous, Billie wapples, various
What: Eliminating a crawling terror in Tuck and Vyng's bar
When: late Sept
Where: Colonel Dan's bar

Content Warnings: Applicable content warnings go here.

Sentient Zukes on the Prowl

[ They've found the large jar the sentient amalgam likely came from. A wet trail covers the liquor shelf where it must have crawled away. Or scooted. Maybe walked? Probably doesn't have legs.

But just to be sure, Tuck dips the tip of his pinkie into the puddle around the shattered jar and brings it to his tongue for a taste. It's incredibly salty. ]

Hm. Brine. It's definitely intelligent zucchini.

Aftermath

[ Whether you helped exterminate the creature that grew out of their own negligence or braved emphysema cleaning the years of dust and cobwebs, there's a reward waiting with your name on it.

Tuck is standing behind the bar with a clean(?) glass. ]

Hey! Come get your drinks! Or, uh, friendship, if you went with that reward.

Comments

[bardbarous]

Y-Yeah... [ Tuck doesn't sound as convinced as Billie, but he pushes forward. ]

Okay, I'll lure it out with a war cry, and you can lie in wait. When it come for me, you snipe it!

[wapples]

[Surely, between the two of them they can take out a zucchini. Billie is sure of it. Even if it's a sentient Trench zucchini.]

Okay!

[Billie scampers off to take cover under a table to lie in wait for their quarry.]