video; un r.hansen

[lefthemisphere]

(( ooc; yeah, my dumbass posted in the wrong community. we rollin' with it lmao ))


[ Chuck looks rumpled, a little dirty from working in the yard - look at him, all domesticated and shit. He's leaning on a shovel and holding his little device up, wipes his brow and flashes a dimpled smile. ]

So, somehow we haven't kicked the bucket this October, right? Everyone still good?


[ he'd finger guns if he wasn't holding the contraption and his shovel. ]

Brilliant. Anyway - Chuck here, I'm way the hell out in Feed, and Ray and I have got a metric fuckton of mushrooms growing around our property. I don't know jack shit about identifying them or knowing what's safe to eat -- any of you lot got any knowledge in that area?

Got a pile of mushrooms and a basket of eggs for ya, if so.

Comments

[droptheious]

He's a pretty great guy- he kinda keeps to himself though- but he's a really good alchemist! If you see a really tall lizard guy around, that's him.

[Could have opened with the lizard thing, Var. ]

That's smart. I put mine on the lawn of my house- given how many people are living there now, it seemed like the safest option. What sort of monsters do you have to deal with out there?

[lefthemisphere]

...Lizard guy. Noted.

[ wtf. ]

Uh, well -- they're not pretty. You've got to go through Trenchwood to get out here, so I wouldn't recommend a jaunt through the forest. I'm not really familiar with breeds and shit, but I've seen some nasty bastards lurking. Big, bloody, fangs, the whole shebang. Hence the lamp location out front.

[droptheious]

You can't miss him!

[Chuck, buddy, you've been around long enough to know not to question anything anymore.]

Big, bloody fangs is more than enough for me to avoid the heck out of it. Nooooo thank you. That sounds like a bad time. But your home is at least...protected? I heard incense helps with that.

[lefthemisphere]

[ ITS TRUE but a lizard man is a first, and all he can think is like. mini godzilla ]

Yeah, it's pretty protected. Incense, the whole 9 yards. Whatever the locals tell us, that's what we've got going on. So far, no casualties. Countin' that as a win.

[droptheious]

[Tragically, he cannot be further from the truth. Sure is gonna be disappointed when he meets a tall lizard nerd who's scared of his own shadow. ]

That's really good to know! Glad what the Trenchies tell us actually works. How is the soil for you? I know you can grow mushrooms at least, but how bad is the pollution out there?

[lefthemisphere]

[ poor lizard nerd, not living up to the hype ]

Eh, it's moderate. If these Hunter fuckos would stop killing monsters out here, that'd be great. They bleed all into the ground and messes with stuff.

[droptheious]

[Such is the way of Trench.]

Wow, that's super rude of them. Like, pick up your monster carcasses after you've done with them. Think about the ground!

[lefthemisphere]

RIGHT? Fuck, that's what I keep saying!

[droptheious]

Seriously! It's not hard to put two and two together to make four! Sheesh!!