out of the fire, into the frying pan

[prescind]

Who: stefan salvatore (prescind) + katherine pierce (manipulative)
What: wtfing at their surroundings, exploring, figuring stuff out
When: early september
Where: cellar door, cassandra, all around

Content Warnings: probably some language to start.

Comments

[manipulative]

[ she rolls her eyes. katherine obediently follows him, coming to stand on the opposite side of the bed. it's luxurious for a pirate's ship and big enough for two people. she knows that it feels nice. she'd slept on it the moment she had been pulled from the water and had commandeered the ship as her own. ]

Hm.

[ she scrutinises the bed playfully before peering up at him. ]

The blanket looks cold by itself.

[prescind]

How can blankets look cold?

( this is something he's very curious about. he knows she'll bullshit an answer and he wants to hear it. )

I don't think a piece of fabric can look cold, Katherine.

[manipulative]

Yes, it can.

[ she rolls her eyes and smiles wider. sometimes, stefan has no imagination. they're on a pirate ship, there's a comfortable bed, and it looks awfully cold and empty. one plus one. ]

It looks empty and cold. Maybe you should warm it up with me.

[ captain's orders. ]

[prescind]

I think you might have to get into the bed before I get in so we can do that.

( he's pretty sure she wants him to be the human blanket rather than the actual blanket. )

Come on, get in. Get comfortable.

[manipulative]

[ she smiles happily. excited by him not refusing her, katherine sits on the edge of the bed and works her boots off her feet. once that's done, she slips beneath the covers, propped up by her pillows.

she looks at him expectantly. ]

We may need to try and steal this bed once we've docked.

[prescind]

I'm not surprised that you'd say that.

( stefan waits till she's gotten into the bed before he pulls his own boots off so he can slide in with her. he tucks himself closer to her. )

I think this bed's bolted down. I don't know if it'll be easy to do.

[manipulative]

[ and of course, he would say that. always the one with the logic, isn't he? but she's here with her own reminder. ]

I'm almost six hundred years old and you're almost two. Do you really think a bolted down bed stands a chance against us?

[ katherine can't help but cock her brow. she doesn't think the bed stands a chance at all. ]

[prescind]

No, it's not that. I think we could absolutely take it apart but do we really need a bed?

( it is a nice bed, sure, but he thinks they could make any bed that they're both in nice. )

Do you really want this bed?

[manipulative]

[ she looks down at the bed and wiggles her feet beneath the covers. now that he brings logic into this… she purses her lips and sighs. ]

Maybe not…

[ she pouts. it would've been nice to bring a bed with them, even if they don't need it. ]

But what if wherever we find ourselves has everything but a bed, Stefan? Where will we sleep?

[prescind]

Well, I know where you'll sleep.

( because she is katherine pierce and she makes herself comfortable all the time. )

You'll sleep on top of me. That's where you always sleep.

[manipulative]

And?

[ rolling onto her side, she rests her palm into her cheek and cocks her brow as she looks at him pointedly. ]

I hope you're not complaining.

[prescind]

That wasn't a complaint.

( don't make assumptions, katherine. )

That was an observation.