We Were Stupid, We Got Caught ( closed )

[bardbarous]

Who: Tuck bardbarous, Vyng spiritwalks, and Fat Billie wapples
What: The Spout Lore fam live together, love together, and then one of them gets kidnapped
When: during the month of November
Where: Sleeper Farms and other places

Content Warnings: child endangerment, torture, body mutilation

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[spiritwalks]

[Oh dear.]

Is it all the mushrooms that keep making you shit so much?

[bardbarous]

Oh god, probably! I mean, they're all poisonous, aren't they?

[ Clearly that wasn't going to stop him, but it made sense why they would make soup out of his insides. ]

[spiritwalks]

What? No.

Have you been eating random mushrooms off the ground?

[bardbarous]

Ahhh uhm uhhh... N-noo, no that's ahh— [ The higher he looks up, the more credible he'll sound, right? ] Do these clouds look right? Should they look like that?

[spiritwalks]

Hm? Look like what?

[Said with a flat expression...while very pointedly not looking upward.]

[bardbarous]

[ Tuck has no way of answering that, so he just doesn't try. He continues staring up at the sky with the guiltiest dog look. Then, slowly, from his waistband, a mushroom makes its way up to his face where he tries to inconspicuously eat it. ]

[spiritwalks]

Ohhhh my god.

[Tuck can be such an idiot. Vyng also loves him. And here they both are! So he simply extends a hand toward his best friend, palm facing upward and fingers flexing in a "gimme" motion. ]

Here, I'll trade you.

[bardbarous]

[ Like a dog caught with something he shouldn't have, Tuck looks every which way except directly at Vyng with the mushroom stubbornly set inside his mouth. But then eventually, slowly, he releases it into the half-elf's waiting hand. Because he's a good boy. ]

[spiritwalks]

Thank you.

[And look! Tuck even gets a nice jarful of shiitake mushrooms for his trouble.]

Snack on these instead, buddy.