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When the silv'ry moonlight gleams, Still I wander on in dreams
Who: Fern Fun laminae and open.
What: Trickster mode player plot.
When: Early December.
Where: Around Trench.
Content Warnings: Forced emotional stability, invasion of personal spaces, body horror.
[Fern has adjusted to the Omnis very quickly, so it isn't unusual for him to give his a quick check for messages early in the morning when he's still half-asleep. Especially in the wintertime, when the lack of sunlight makes it a bit harder for him to get going.
That's what he does this morning. He untangles one arm from around Varian, reaches for his Omni on the nightstand and, still mostly asleep, opens what appears to be a message from Karkat. It's weird and brightly coloured, but he isn't overly concerned or anything, so he goes ahead and clicks on the first link in the message.
And then he's candy.
He doesn't really remember the change. One second he's grass and sleepy and about to curl back up with his boyfriend in bed, and the next he's candy and just bursting with love and happiness? Emotional volatility? Nosir, only sugary sweetness can be found here! He curls back up with the sleeping Varian, and much like when he's grass his hair is everywhere. Now, however, it's more of a cotton candy texture, and lollipops and candy canes and other assorted sweets are growing in it. He grins widely at his boyfriend, poking at his cheek.]
Heyyyy, wakey wakey wakey....
[Eventually, Fern - Fun makes his way downstairs to the kitchen. What better way to start the day than to cook a wonderful breakfast for his friends? They'll wake up the smell of pancakes and muffins and all kinds of delicious things! It'll make them so happy!
Of course, Fern has never been much of a cook, and Fun certainly isn't. He proceeds to utterly trash the kitchen in his quest to do something nice for everyone. He cooks breakfast, yes, but everything - absolutely everything - is loaded with sugar. Even if you've got a big sweet tooth, even if your mouth is nothing but sweet tooths, you're going to find it all way too sweet.
But hey, he's having fun! He's humming to himself as he dances around the destroyed kitchen, plating everything up. Hopefully Trench has figured out how insulin works because yikes.]
[After destroying the house's kitchen, Fun gets bored and manages to evade the other residents, wandering outside into the city. He isn't looking for anything particular, he just feels like exploring Trench with fresh candy eyes. And oh, is it ever worth it! The fresh coating of snow blanketing everything makes the place look magical! With a body made of candy the winter weather isn't affecting him the same way it did when he was grass, so he's out there enjoying the snow to its fullest extent!
He can be found in various parts of Trench building snowmen and making snow angels. And if he sees you? He'll be racing over to try and yank you into a happy hug. Hello friend!! Hope you enjoy the invasion of your personal space! At least he smells minty fresh?
Unfortunately, he's also wandering in more dangerous sections of the city. Maybe he comes upon a monster, though that shouldn't be a problem, he can always make a sword and fight it -
Except no. A monster is just a friend he hasn't made yet, obviously! Please stop him from trying to hug the angry monster and getting his shit wrecked. He could really use some help right now.]
laminae and open.What: Trickster mode player plot.
When: Early December.
Where: Around Trench.
Content Warnings: Forced emotional stability, invasion of personal spaces, body horror.
Let me call you "Sweetheart," I'm in love with you [Closed to Varian]
[Fern has adjusted to the Omnis very quickly, so it isn't unusual for him to give his a quick check for messages early in the morning when he's still half-asleep. Especially in the wintertime, when the lack of sunlight makes it a bit harder for him to get going.
That's what he does this morning. He untangles one arm from around Varian, reaches for his Omni on the nightstand and, still mostly asleep, opens what appears to be a message from Karkat. It's weird and brightly coloured, but he isn't overly concerned or anything, so he goes ahead and clicks on the first link in the message.
And then he's candy.
He doesn't really remember the change. One second he's grass and sleepy and about to curl back up with his boyfriend in bed, and the next he's candy and just bursting with love and happiness? Emotional volatility? Nosir, only sugary sweetness can be found here! He curls back up with the sleeping Varian, and much like when he's grass his hair is everywhere. Now, however, it's more of a cotton candy texture, and lollipops and candy canes and other assorted sweets are growing in it. He grins widely at his boyfriend, poking at his cheek.]
Heyyyy, wakey wakey wakey....
Let me hear you whisper that you love me too [Open to disaster house and friends]
[Eventually, Fern - Fun makes his way downstairs to the kitchen. What better way to start the day than to cook a wonderful breakfast for his friends? They'll wake up the smell of pancakes and muffins and all kinds of delicious things! It'll make them so happy!
Of course, Fern has never been much of a cook, and Fun certainly isn't. He proceeds to utterly trash the kitchen in his quest to do something nice for everyone. He cooks breakfast, yes, but everything - absolutely everything - is loaded with sugar. Even if you've got a big sweet tooth, even if your mouth is nothing but sweet tooths, you're going to find it all way too sweet.
But hey, he's having fun! He's humming to himself as he dances around the destroyed kitchen, plating everything up. Hopefully Trench has figured out how insulin works because yikes.]
Keep the love-light glowing in your eyes so true [Open to all]
[After destroying the house's kitchen, Fun gets bored and manages to evade the other residents, wandering outside into the city. He isn't looking for anything particular, he just feels like exploring Trench with fresh candy eyes. And oh, is it ever worth it! The fresh coating of snow blanketing everything makes the place look magical! With a body made of candy the winter weather isn't affecting him the same way it did when he was grass, so he's out there enjoying the snow to its fullest extent!
He can be found in various parts of Trench building snowmen and making snow angels. And if he sees you? He'll be racing over to try and yank you into a happy hug. Hello friend!! Hope you enjoy the invasion of your personal space! At least he smells minty fresh?
Unfortunately, he's also wandering in more dangerous sections of the city. Maybe he comes upon a monster, though that shouldn't be a problem, he can always make a sword and fight it -
Except no. A monster is just a friend he hasn't made yet, obviously! Please stop him from trying to hug the angry monster and getting his shit wrecked. He could really use some help right now.]
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[She was pretty sure this wasn't going to last that long, thank goodness, and if it did. Well. She had some asking around to do].
I can figure he has a lot of reasons for that. You are his SWEETHEART after all.
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[As far as he's concerned this is permanent. PERMANENT!]
Hah! Good one! He should learn to be a little sweeter.
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[Fern always being happy was definitely not going to be a permanent fixture. Luz knew full well that things with Fern, heck, with most of the older people in the house, tended to be a toss up].
Hey, that's not fair! Varian can be very sweet! He can just be a bucket of butt chomps when he feels like it.
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[He shrugs, grinning.]
Aw, he's not a bucket of butt chomps. He's the best! Always and forever!
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[Oh, she was going to have words with whoever did this].
I said he CAN be, not that he is! Varian will always be my big brother, just like you!
And yes, he is the best. Most of the time. Glad you still think that!
[Aw even in this crazy state Fern was still very much in love. Sweet].
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Ha ha, of course I think that! Why wouldn't that? Even when he's being sour he's still my favourite person.
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Well I'm glad some things aren't changing! That's for the best too: he's been kinda on edge lately.
[This was clearly not going to be helping].
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Oh yeah, super on edge. Not sure what's up with that, there's loads of great stuff here and we're together instead of being separated like we thought might happen. He should be as happy as me.
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Aw, he'll be okay. He's a tough cookie.
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[He's just that intense].
Sure, sure! I'll make doubly sure of that when I see him.
[There was no way that Varian was taking this well].
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[He's saying that fondly.]
Okay! I bet he'll really appreciate that.
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[Ok, look, Luz does rag on Varian but was always ALWAYS impressed by what he could do and what he was making. There was something about seeing what he could do next that had Luz impressed].
In the meantime, you take it easy, um, Fun. Have a nap! I'm sure this must have tired you out a little bit!
[Candy always gave you a lot of energy and then you crashed, right. Wasn't that the lore]?
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[Like interdimensional portals. Multiple interdimensional portals. A car should be easy-peasy.]
A nap? No way, I'm not tired! I got a whole day ahead me.
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[She remembered the portals too, Fern. Boy, does she remember.
So much for the candy theory].
Oh, great! Uh, maybe stay indoors? I don't want you getting licked to death or something like that.
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[He has faith in Varian. Possibly too much faith.]
PFffthahaha, licked to death?? I'll be fine, Luz! It's no big deal!
Jesus, CAR not CARE. What the heck was I on...
[Look, knowing that cars didn't even exist in his time and Varian was trying to make one anyway really made her excited].
I mean, isn't it though? Is that not a thing that can happen?
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[Boy, she hoped that this would blow over soon, because if it didn't...this might be a spreadable thing. At least "Fun" seemed nice enough though].
You stay inside today then, and I'll go and see if other people are, uh, sharing the love.
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[He's going to go and pat her on the head. And then... wander out the front door the second her back is turned.]
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[Ha ha! Low hanging fruit, nice].