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When the silv'ry moonlight gleams, Still I wander on in dreams
Who: Fern Fun laminae and open.
What: Trickster mode player plot.
When: Early December.
Where: Around Trench.
Content Warnings: Forced emotional stability, invasion of personal spaces, body horror.
[Fern has adjusted to the Omnis very quickly, so it isn't unusual for him to give his a quick check for messages early in the morning when he's still half-asleep. Especially in the wintertime, when the lack of sunlight makes it a bit harder for him to get going.
That's what he does this morning. He untangles one arm from around Varian, reaches for his Omni on the nightstand and, still mostly asleep, opens what appears to be a message from Karkat. It's weird and brightly coloured, but he isn't overly concerned or anything, so he goes ahead and clicks on the first link in the message.
And then he's candy.
He doesn't really remember the change. One second he's grass and sleepy and about to curl back up with his boyfriend in bed, and the next he's candy and just bursting with love and happiness? Emotional volatility? Nosir, only sugary sweetness can be found here! He curls back up with the sleeping Varian, and much like when he's grass his hair is everywhere. Now, however, it's more of a cotton candy texture, and lollipops and candy canes and other assorted sweets are growing in it. He grins widely at his boyfriend, poking at his cheek.]
Heyyyy, wakey wakey wakey....
[Eventually, Fern - Fun makes his way downstairs to the kitchen. What better way to start the day than to cook a wonderful breakfast for his friends? They'll wake up the smell of pancakes and muffins and all kinds of delicious things! It'll make them so happy!
Of course, Fern has never been much of a cook, and Fun certainly isn't. He proceeds to utterly trash the kitchen in his quest to do something nice for everyone. He cooks breakfast, yes, but everything - absolutely everything - is loaded with sugar. Even if you've got a big sweet tooth, even if your mouth is nothing but sweet tooths, you're going to find it all way too sweet.
But hey, he's having fun! He's humming to himself as he dances around the destroyed kitchen, plating everything up. Hopefully Trench has figured out how insulin works because yikes.]
[After destroying the house's kitchen, Fun gets bored and manages to evade the other residents, wandering outside into the city. He isn't looking for anything particular, he just feels like exploring Trench with fresh candy eyes. And oh, is it ever worth it! The fresh coating of snow blanketing everything makes the place look magical! With a body made of candy the winter weather isn't affecting him the same way it did when he was grass, so he's out there enjoying the snow to its fullest extent!
He can be found in various parts of Trench building snowmen and making snow angels. And if he sees you? He'll be racing over to try and yank you into a happy hug. Hello friend!! Hope you enjoy the invasion of your personal space! At least he smells minty fresh?
Unfortunately, he's also wandering in more dangerous sections of the city. Maybe he comes upon a monster, though that shouldn't be a problem, he can always make a sword and fight it -
Except no. A monster is just a friend he hasn't made yet, obviously! Please stop him from trying to hug the angry monster and getting his shit wrecked. He could really use some help right now.]
laminae and open.What: Trickster mode player plot.
When: Early December.
Where: Around Trench.
Content Warnings: Forced emotional stability, invasion of personal spaces, body horror.
Let me call you "Sweetheart," I'm in love with you [Closed to Varian]
[Fern has adjusted to the Omnis very quickly, so it isn't unusual for him to give his a quick check for messages early in the morning when he's still half-asleep. Especially in the wintertime, when the lack of sunlight makes it a bit harder for him to get going.
That's what he does this morning. He untangles one arm from around Varian, reaches for his Omni on the nightstand and, still mostly asleep, opens what appears to be a message from Karkat. It's weird and brightly coloured, but he isn't overly concerned or anything, so he goes ahead and clicks on the first link in the message.
And then he's candy.
He doesn't really remember the change. One second he's grass and sleepy and about to curl back up with his boyfriend in bed, and the next he's candy and just bursting with love and happiness? Emotional volatility? Nosir, only sugary sweetness can be found here! He curls back up with the sleeping Varian, and much like when he's grass his hair is everywhere. Now, however, it's more of a cotton candy texture, and lollipops and candy canes and other assorted sweets are growing in it. He grins widely at his boyfriend, poking at his cheek.]
Heyyyy, wakey wakey wakey....
Let me hear you whisper that you love me too [Open to disaster house and friends]
[Eventually, Fern - Fun makes his way downstairs to the kitchen. What better way to start the day than to cook a wonderful breakfast for his friends? They'll wake up the smell of pancakes and muffins and all kinds of delicious things! It'll make them so happy!
Of course, Fern has never been much of a cook, and Fun certainly isn't. He proceeds to utterly trash the kitchen in his quest to do something nice for everyone. He cooks breakfast, yes, but everything - absolutely everything - is loaded with sugar. Even if you've got a big sweet tooth, even if your mouth is nothing but sweet tooths, you're going to find it all way too sweet.
But hey, he's having fun! He's humming to himself as he dances around the destroyed kitchen, plating everything up. Hopefully Trench has figured out how insulin works because yikes.]
Keep the love-light glowing in your eyes so true [Open to all]
[After destroying the house's kitchen, Fun gets bored and manages to evade the other residents, wandering outside into the city. He isn't looking for anything particular, he just feels like exploring Trench with fresh candy eyes. And oh, is it ever worth it! The fresh coating of snow blanketing everything makes the place look magical! With a body made of candy the winter weather isn't affecting him the same way it did when he was grass, so he's out there enjoying the snow to its fullest extent!
He can be found in various parts of Trench building snowmen and making snow angels. And if he sees you? He'll be racing over to try and yank you into a happy hug. Hello friend!! Hope you enjoy the invasion of your personal space! At least he smells minty fresh?
Unfortunately, he's also wandering in more dangerous sections of the city. Maybe he comes upon a monster, though that shouldn't be a problem, he can always make a sword and fight it -
Except no. A monster is just a friend he hasn't made yet, obviously! Please stop him from trying to hug the angry monster and getting his shit wrecked. He could really use some help right now.]
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[ At least in all the photos and drawings he's seen of them. ]
Is there a reason for that? [ he wonders aloud. ] It's not really how people are shaped, but I guess it'd be hard to sculpt that out of snow.
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[It's goofy but that's just how snowmen are made.]
No clue, bro. This is just how we always made 'em back home, and it's how they made them in Deerington, so I guess it's something that just crosses universes?
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[ He's silent for a moment, rolling the ball along and gathering snow, before speaking up again. ]
I kind of want to try it with four. Can we try it with four?
[ Just for the sake of it. You know. ]
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[Five would simply be Too Tall for what they're doing. At any rate, Fun keeps on building his snowman, and glances over at Orpheus when he speaks up again.]
Sure, that's a swell idea. One can be the head, then the chest, then the hips, and the last one can be the legs!
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[ Orpheus's first snowball is getting pretty big at this point, so he stops, straightening up and cupping his hands to his mouth to blow on them for a moment. ]
Wow, it sure is cold out here. You know, Eurydice and I were really worried about winter coming, for some reason? I can't remember why, now. The snow's so pretty - I could stay out here all day.
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[Fern isn't having any problems with the cold, and keeps on building his.]
Who knows! Everyone at the house wanted me to stay in, but it's way too nice to be stuck inside all day.
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[ Shaking out his hands, he starts rolling the next snowball, trying to keep it as round as possible. It's his first snowman! Even if he's getting a little experimental with it, he still wants it to look nice. ]
It's just a shame Varian and Eurydice and our other friends aren't out here with us, but I'm sure they'll come around sooner or later. Maybe we can build a whole gaggle of snowmen together!
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[It's definitely way better than being stuck inside and NOT seeing his friends!]
Ooh, yeah! I bet they'd love building a whole snow fam with us. That'd be super fun!
[He'll be putting the finishing touches on his snowman before stepping back.] How's he look?
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Algebraic! [ he chirps, looking profoundly pleased with himself. ] Did I say that right?
[ He's heard Fern say it enough times - he's pretty sure he's got the meaning right. ]
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Yep! This is downright mathematical! [Orpheus is totally getting a hug for this!!]
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I’ve told you that you’re one of my best friends before, right? [ he says, setting Fern back down. ] Because you are! I’m so glad to have met you!
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Thanks, man! You're one of my best friends too!