stefan salvatore (
prescind) wrote in
deercountry2022-05-10 02:05 pm
( this one's for the moms )
Who: stefan salvatore (
prescind) + amos burton (
rocinantes) + katherine pierce (
manipulative + wanda maximoff (
explosion)
What: event + other shenanigans
When: may
Where: all over the place
Content Warnings: possible nsfw, language, violence


What: event + other shenanigans
When: may
Where: all over the place
Content Warnings: possible nsfw, language, violence



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( he smiles at her kindly, doesn't squirm. )
I will admit to lying in the past but I'm not lying, not about this.
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[ she narrows her eyes even more as she stares at him. he's definitely lying. katherine knows he's lying. stefan is a poor liar, even though he's not that bad of an actor.
she sighs and sits back against her chair. ]
Well, if you say you're not lying, then I suppose I have to believe you. I do snore. [ she regards him with an arrogant smile. ] Like a lady.
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( he arches an eyebrow expectantly. )
Please demonstrate.
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Only if you demonstrate for me how I apparently snore first.
[ she smiles smugly then. should've thought more about your caveats, stef. ]
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( sorry katherine, you're not going to catch him out doing that. he's not going to snore. she's the snorer. )
You know what snoring sounds like. You know what you sound like. I don't need to do that.
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But it's Mother's Day, Stefan. [ katherine pouts. ] That's all I want for my gift. You showing me how I apparently snore.
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( well, that's what she'd said! )
That's very big of you.
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[ she would like shoes very much... but considering she can ask for shoes whenever she likes, she would much prefer a demonstration of her snoring. ]
But you can give me shoes later. Snoring demonstration now, please.
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( nope, you don't get both, katherine. that's not how it works. )
And if you pick anything other than shoes, you're not going to get what you want.
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she sighs and rests her chin on the back of her hands. narrowing her eyes playfully at him, she regards him for a silent moment before she smiles. ]
Snoring. Come on. Bring your allegations home, Stef.
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( he's still not doing it. it's just not going to happen. )
You know what snoring sounds like.
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[ she scrunches up her nose and shakes her head. ]
I don't know what my snoring sounds like. Considering I'm asleep when I apparently snore...
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( he's helpful. )
Loud and like a motorboat. I'm sure you can imagine what that sounds like.
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I don't. Will you please demonstrate it to me?
[ please, stef. show her what a motorboat sounds like. ]
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Nah.
( he adds a sweet smile just to really drive the point home. )
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So, you're lying. I don't snore at all.
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( he's gonna die on this hill, katherine, so be ready. )
You snore and it's loud. Sometimes, you drown even Aleksander out.
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Nothing can drown out that dog, Stefan. Not even the horn of a truck.
[ aleksander was within a volume realm of his own. he took after his father that way. ]
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( how awful, how terrible, he can't even defend himself. )
I'm going to make sure he snores right in your ear tonight and you have a wet nose in your face when you wake up.
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Whatever happened to you being very possessive and sensitive over the fact I cuddle the dog more than you? [ she frowns as she regards him with playful seriousness. ] Are you no longer insecure?
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( he knows that she loves him and that she loves aleksander. maybe she cuddles aleksander more but she also probably gets more hair in her mouth than he does. )
I've never been insecure in my life.
( ha ha. )
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So... you won't mind if I spend today with Aleksander, then?
[ if he's not insecure and all, you know. ]
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( stefan shrugs a shoulder. )
But Aleksander isn't the one who has Mother's Day plans for you. But if you'd rather spend it with him, sure. I'll table my stuff till next year.
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What kind of plans are these?
[ please say it involves journals. ]
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( he shakes his head. )
If you want to spend the day with Aleks, that's fine. But just know that I had things we were going to do.
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